TUESDAY 3/13/18: C-Lane is back, but nobody is in perfect shape. Multiple people at the White House are fired. Shawn discovers a new useful app. Tom Brady chugs a beer. A turtle has a very unfortunate snack.

MONDAY 3/13/18: Sorry, pals. No Description Today.

The News Junkie broadcasts live from Universal Studios Orlando for Mardi Gras

THURSDAY 3/8/18: Florida may be keeping Daylight Savings Time for good. Alexa is laughing at people. People are getting triggered by an Apple commercial. Sabrina dances on a soccer player's Instagram. Shawn questions a 911 operator's attitude.

Fritz sits in in Sabrina's absence. Sonic's burgers go half-mushroom. Stormy Daniels is suing President Trump. A dating app is banning guns from profile pictures. The poop-strike comes to an end.

C-Lane and Sabrina try to out-shock each other with videos. Sabrina's sister has a skiing accident. Shawn and C-Lane take a test to determine how charming they are. Robots further infiltrate the food service industry.

C-Lane and Sabrina are back from Okeechobee. Shawn was bored by an Oscar performance. Arcade games may be making a comeback. Apple employees are running into glass windows.

With Sabrina and C-Lane on their way to Okeechobee, Fritz joins Shawn as he fields questions from listeners.

03/02/18 - Shawn and Fritz deliver a Friday show since Sabrina & C-Lane ran away to Okeechobee to elope. True story.

THURSDAY 3/1/18: Shawn returns. An Uber rider racks up an insane bill. A man gets scammed out of a LOT of money trying to buy a pet. Sabrina fights for Frozen. C-Lane knows too much about Oompa Loompas.