A woman says something nsfw on accident, eat all the politicians, a 7-year-old shocks the Internet, a man eavesdrops via walkie-talkie, the most popular item in your liquor store, an app that finds you the best bathroom, the worst trust fall of all time and so much more!

A bar owner says No Drink January is killing him, Boomers vs Gen Z again, the debate got really weird, the Alaska Airlines passengers got paid, it almost happened again, blacklisted by the USPS, a new job for Shawn, AI George Carlin is absolute trash and. so much more!

Hunter Biden picks a fight, the United CEO is crying instead of paying up, your water bottle isn't really that gross, a tilted tornado house, the teacher sex whistleblower, secret new Uber information, Jeremy Renner is in deep trouble and so much more!

Look at the confetti, tornadoes head for the studio, another tunnel story in New York, Gen Z vs the Boomers continues, loose bolts on Boeing Max 9 planes, we nearly made it to the moon, Native Americans are big mad, all the new tech at CES 2024 and so much more!

The Golden Globes was a disaster, Amy K did something for the first time ever, Shawn is on top of the trends, new details on the Alaska Airlines flight from hell, tree alligators are a thing now, the Pope is pissed off, another scooter company goes bankrupt and so much more!

The Golden Wedding was gross, which show member does the most PDA, a 8 foot creature in Miami, Stanley cups have gone too far, we're headed for the moon, a famous man robs a bank, 'night swim' reviews are bad, the most brutal text message and so much more!

There's a secret meeting going on at HQ, Epstein's list, a woman failed hard on Wheel of Fortune, a Nevada judge gets attacked, bailiffs are useless, Shawn wants the mini-bike gang to be murdered by a rogue semi-truck, the Wayfair CEO writes an intense email and so much more!

A kid beats Tetris, you can just reset your virginity, we announce Just Okay 8 details, Snoop is going to the Olympics, Gypsy Rose Blanchard is really turned on, Aaron Rodgers vs Jimmy Kimmel, why everyone is watching darts, dog laws and so much more!

Our Christmas presents suggest we're in big trouble as a show, everyone got drunk and was fighting for New Years Eve, a woman flashed during live TV, people are mad at Green Day, brand new laws, 100,000 lbs of litter, fake kidnappings are a real threat and so much more!

News anchors get drunk, we find out how awkward we'd actually be in an elevator, and an intern of the show learns some hard truths when she debuts her first podcast.