Shawn has had a very strange morning, Alex Jones is about to quit, not only is there a horse video there's a trout video too, Fritz on the Street is back to normal, the movie Your Lucky Day, Taco Bell blasts out a message and so much more!

A man gets a standing ovation and then gets arrested, a $7,000 cheese board, Truth Social isn't doing too well, Shawn makes a huge mistake and C-Lane calls him out on it, Iceland is splitting apart, too fat for prison is dumb, the greatest music festival ever and so much more!

Sabrina is back from Ireland, Shawn got into a very awkward position at a restaurant, C-Lane lands a goldmine of Shawn clips, things get gross on the Golden Bachelor, The Marvels was a massive flop, should the Trump trial be televised and so much more!

A neighborhood towing all the cars, a man gets an eyeball transplant, C-Lane's back with This Week in Florida, in defense of Tony Danza, the car of the future is here, a $230,000 house you can't live in and so much more!

C-Lane is back with some stories to tell, Dispatchers say Josh is doing a great job, Trump's parents are proud in heaven, the Republican debate wasn't very interesting, Old Vegas vs New Vegas, sleeping on the front lawn, the Great Panda War is on and so much more!

A TV host is big mad about marijuana legalization, Fritz joins the crew for the whole show + Fritz on the Street, the great Neanderthal war, an $18,000 skull, who won the election, the TV show putting up huge numbers and so much more!

The greatest show ever. I mean it. It's not that I can't come up with a great description. It's just that good.

Everyone gets a sun, the most patriotic food rant in the history of the show, the Simpson is changing for the most braindead reason, Amy K joins us and she's already in Christmas mode, students got spanked at a school, the anti-Right on Red movement and so much more!

Bobby Knight is dead but here are his best rants, Sabrina is preparing to go to Ireland, Shawn is in rough shape, a C-Lane update, a Super Game, two ladies steal all the candy and so much more!

A sports host has a 'retarded' moment on TV, Shawn has been wronged by someone he thought was a friend, a woman says she was paid $25,000 to relapse, Booty Patrol is in big trouble, big money from Paw Patrol, the Gremlin Space Baby problem and much more.