Cornell is a total Miranda. Joe is a total “Becky” (what are the other names of the characters from the show?!?). Welcome to a very sexy episode of Find a Fan.

Also on this week’s episode…

Cornell’s original theme song for this week is a failure-cum-triumph!Cornell soaked in joke books as a young man (no surprise, the guy is a joke machine!).Joe lives a John Corbett “Sex In The City” fantasy, then gets shamed at a screening of “Valentine’s Day”.Cornell shares his innocent love of “The New Guy”, but then reveals his creepy love of Eliza Dushku – stay away Dushku (unless you’re pro open-marriage)!They then consider getting plastic surgery just in time for their first fan-a-thon.They ask fans to reach out about what you think was going on with Joe peeing in Cornell’s disco toilet. (Email [email protected])They also discuss if this show is more informative than all newses.They make sure our fans understand parallel universes.They also have their first live-on-the-show social media moment. Send us a picture of yourself listening to that moment.

Lastly, we take a deep look at Cornell’s parallel podcast lives. Checkout Corn-n-n.

And if you’d like Joe & Cornell to come perform their podcast live at your party, email us!

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EXTRA NOTES: This is the Reply All episode link

Joe sings this week’s theme in front of his girlfriend, but as the ship starts sinking, he abandons the fans and the show and tries to win her back.

Joe sings this week’s theme to his girlfriend and it almost destroys his relationship (thanks to Cornell).

Also on this episode…

Joe & Cornell attempt some mental math and determine what their going rate is (they’re available to sing at corporate events). They wonder if fans are born or made. Joe explains the Gwyneth Paltrow movie “Sliding Doors.” Cornell confesses he does NOT live in a NO FLY ZONE.They wonder what their fan zone might look like? Are Joe & Cornell gods? Cornell explains that our fans are stereotheists. (Please send artwork.)Cornell uses joie de vivre for the first time. Joe opens up his heart about the adversity of being a decaf coffee drinker. The guys describe what they’re wearing.Cornell pitches his new MARRIED WITH CHILDREN spinoff and then Joe suggests a new show: OVER-JUSTIFIED. Is Joe threatened by Cornell’s theme songs?Cornell has started working out since they started the podcast. Are fans getting to know the real Cornell or is he like Tom Hardy in Venom? Should emotions match the lyrics when singing song? The guys don’t know the lyrics to songs and Cornell changes the lyrics to OH MY DARLING CLEMENTINE when singing his daughter to sleep at night. Joe shares his experience chaperoning kids at a camp, when another counselor sang TRULY MADLY DEEPLE to a bunch of 10 year olds.

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CORRECTIONS FROM LAST WEEK

The song “Closing Time” is by Semisonic, NOT New Radicals

Have you ever listened to a new song, kinda liked it, but wished they’d included the sound of the metronome playing during the track so that you can ensure that the performers are all in time? Well, if your answer is “YES!”, then Cornell’s theme for this week is certainly for you.

This week’s episode begins with Cornell first theme and he appears to learn more about how to use a computer than he does about singing songs, even though he claims that he’s actually gifted at coming up with catchy tunes. All of this leads to a new addition to the show’s format: each week’s theme will randomly start replaying 55 mins into the show.

The music talk continues as Cornell teaches show about riddim and it turns out it’s not offensive. However, Joe tells Cornell about the time he met Miguel and was offensive. And although you may think this is a music podcast, Joe & Cornell decide it probably isn’t.

Then the tables turn when Joe admits to being on drugs for this episode and surprisingly Cornell is not. Does that make Joe an artist?

Now it’s time to talk about the fans. They investigate exactly what kind of fan they’re looking for and who would make the best fan. Mostly they’re looking for feedback and for fans to record their own theme song and send it in. Also just reach out via the show’s socials: Website, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook

Knowing that you’re most likely looking for more Cornell, he introduces his Corn-N-N Podcast, which he’s allowed to have because he’s in an open podcasting relationship (it also might be his art). Cornell offers to answer questions about that podcast on this podcast, but first asks his own big, biting questions about what Think Tanks are.

Finally, Joe makes Cornell explain his mystery DAWG text and we learn that Joe is NOT a dawg. However, Cornell does explain the movie Savage Dog which lead to all the confusion.

*This episode was recorded on February 27th, 2020.

MORE NOTES: This is M. C. Escher Joe discussed this podcast about Closing Time

Since each week we’ll have a new performance of our theme song, we’re going to release each episode’s theme as a BONUS EPISODE. Why would we do that? Well, we assume many of our fans are going to want to listen to themes together, one after another, as if they were an album. (And YES, that album would also be called NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL MUSIC!)

In the first ever episode of Find A Fan — a name that is decided upon during the recording — Joe Bolter and Cornell Reid lay the groundwork for what they hope to be the greatest artistic achievement of their “careers”.

They start by dissecting Joe’s opening theme song and then try and figure out if they’re artists or not. (Probably not.) Then they wonder if they might actually be scientists instead.

But the real question of the episode is whether they’ll even release the podcast, or hold onto it for 60 years in hopes that it could make them artists. (You’ll have to listen to know.)

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