Forget Hollywood. The real celebrities are the people fake-dancing in Big Pharma commercials while a voice rattles off side effects like “anal leakage, sudden death, and mild jazz hands.”

The Rizzuto Show crew plays America’s new favorite game: Guess That Drug Ad! From Wegovy to Jardiance, we break down which pill pays the bills, who’s dancing in the rain, and why TV is basically just one giant pharmaceutical catalog.

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From “What was that sound?” to “Was it good for you?” — nothing ruins a good romp in the sheets faster than opening your mouth. Here are the most cringe-inducing sex aftermath lines ever according to Buzzfeed... Plus a few honorary mentions from the Rizz Show crew.

1. "So, uh... yeah."

2. "I'm gonna go..."

3. "Do you know how to get home?"

4. "Oh, I just got a text."

5. "Wow, I didn't realize you were into that..."

6. "Was it good for you?"

7. “OK, so what was your name again?”

8. “Do you like pineapple on pizza?”

9. “What was that sound?”

10. "Sorry."

Buzzfeed's 10 Most Awkward Things You Can Say After Sex

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Comedian Jo Koy crashes The Rizzuto Show, and within five minutes we’re knee-deep in bunion talk. That’s right—bunions. From questionable home surgeries to Jo’s expert-level gross-out stories, it’s everything you didn’t know you needed on a Friday morning.

Meanwhile, Rizz is still hung up on football picks, Moon is busy oversharing about family fantasy leagues, Rafe won’t shut up about Buc-ee’s banana pudding, Lern manages to forget the one thing that matters, and King Scott… well, he’s just trying to survive the chaos.

It’s jokes, jabs, way too much foot talk, and the kind of unhinged comedy that makes you question your life choices (but in a good way).

Show Notes:

• See Jo Koy on tour right now and his new comedy special on Netflix.
• Missouri Powerball winner yet to claim share of $1.8B prize
• North American Airports See Gains in Passenger Satisfaction Thanks to Capital Improvements and Efforts to Localize Terminal Experience, J.D. Power Finds
• Mark Zuckerberg's Meta AI glasses demo went wrong live onstage — twice
• The FTC is suing Live Nation and Ticketmaster over ‘illegal ticket resale’ practices

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St. Louis “missed connections” get the spotlight — from the Cardinals game (because nothing says romance like a Goldschmidt jersey and zero courage), to the Schnucks pasta sauce aisle (true love bottled in Rao’s), Tower Grove dog playdates (dogs have more game than people), and even a Central West End coffee shop spill.

It’s awkward romance, funny love stories, and meet-cutes gone wrong — basically a real-life rom-com, minus the happy ending. If you like comedy videos, sarcastic humor, and hilarious fails, you’ve found your place with The Rizzuto Show.

The Goldschmidt Ghoster (00:00:13)

He had a Paul Goldschmidt jersey, a Cards hat pulled low, and the courage to… say nothing. She had a great smile and probably actual game knowledge. Instead of a number, he walked away with regret. Classic Busch Stadium love story.

The Sauce Boss at Schnucks (00:01:18)

Nothing says romance like standing helpless in the pasta aisle, crying over marinara. Enter: Mystery Hoodie Girl, handing out Rao’s recs like Cupid with a grocery list. He didn’t get her number, but at least dinner didn’t taste like regret.

When Your Dog Has Better Game Than You (00:02:35)

Boy meets girl. Dog meets dog. Only one party knows how to seal the deal… and it’s not the humans. Two retrievers almost arranged a playdate — too bad their owners couldn’t figure it out.

Latte, Meet Gravity (00:03:45)

Nothing sparks romance quite like a stranger launching a latte all over Kaldi’s. Amid the splash zone, two people locked eyes. She smirked, he chickened out, and love evaporated faster than spilled espresso.

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Ever wondered what a pumpkin pounder is? Neither did we, until Rizz brought it up and suddenly the whole crew had to rethink their life choices. Spoiler: it’s less about carving pumpkins and more about being into redheads—and Rizz admits he may have been one… It's ok he’s “reformed” now.

From there, things spiral the way only The Riz Show can. We argue about whether the world needs a Dirty Harry reboot, debate if Free Willy could be scarier as a trash island monster, and confess our undying loyalty to butterscotch milkshakes after the Hi Pointe cruelly ripped them from the menu. Moon tries to sell us on a band called Viagra Boys (yes, that’s real), Rizz relives an awkward run-in with a cop in front of his neighbors, and we even melt down over Simpsons trivia.

Show Notes:

• The New York Secrets That Inspired Pumpkin Pounder
• National Toy Hall of Fame Reveals 12 Finalists
• Teen nearly dies after social meida 'Benadryl' challenge
• St. Louis-based Katie’s Pizza heads to Target stores
• First Taco Bell in Ireland opens with close to 100 jobs created

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• ABC is suspending Jimmy Kimmel over what he said about the Charlie Kirk fatal shooting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j3YdxNSzTk  

MUSIC

• Slash is releasing a live album and concert film, 'Live at The S.E.R.P.E.NT. Festival', on November 7th. https://blabbermouth.net/news/slash-to-release-live-at-the-s-e-r-p-e-n-t-festival-in-november
•  Paramount has dropped the first trailer for a doc that follows that last six years of late Ozzy Osbourne's life, starting with his devastating 2019 fall. https://loudwire.com/ozzy-no-escape-from-now-documentary-trailer/
•  Aerosmith has announced a new collaborative EP with Yungblud called 'One More Time', featuring the first new music from the band in 13 years. https://loudwire.com/aerosmith-one-more-time-ep-yungblud/
• NEW MUSIC! The Mock-Ups, featuring Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance and Aimee Interrupter, Kevin Bivona and Jesse Bivona of The Interrupters, have shared their debut single. Check out "I Wanna Know Your Name" on YouTube.

TV

• Law and Order superfans will get a chance to dine at the Dun Dun Diner. https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/law-order-dun-dun-diner-how-to-reserve-seats-1236520997/
•  Tulsa King has officially been renewed for a fourth season at Paramount+! https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/tulsa-king-renewed-season-4-terence-winter-1236520954/
•  "South Park" often tries to be right on top of current events, and that can backfire . . . like it did this week. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/south-park-skips-episode-charlie-kirk-1236373525/

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

• Here's the first trailer for "Anaconda". It stars Paul Rudd and Jack Black as two guys who try to remake the original, and have snake problems of their own. Yes, it's a comedy. https://youtu.be/az8M5Mai0X4

AND FINALLY

• Every other movie is a remake, a reboot, or a sequel. So it's surprising that there are 10 successful franchises that Hollywood hasn't even touched in over 20 years. Here they are https://screenrant.com/huge-movie-franchises-successful-abandoned/

AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!

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Scott Rizzuto, Anthony Stalter, and Tim McKernan return after another profitable week to break down the latest college football and NFL lines with sharp insights and sharper wit. Stalter rides a 67% ATS heater, while McKernan and Rizzuto hold strong with solid records and winning locks. The guys dig into bold college picks like Oregon to bury Oregon State, Missouri to roll over South Carolina, and a Syracuse–Clemson shootout. On the NFL side, they spotlight value plays on the Texans, Titans, and Chargers, plus total bets primed to cash—like Lions-Ravens soaring over. It all wraps with FanDuel Locks of the Week that aim to pad your bankroll.

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Moon hit Rizz with a late-night “I’m not coming in today” text, and Rizz is thrilled about it. We talk band drama, Avril Lavigne, questionable timing, and why you could’ve told us earlier, sk8er boi. Come for the banter, stay for the ridiculousness, and hang with the crew... or at least part of the crew... on the latest episode of The Rizzuto Show.

Show Notes:

• Suspected dog-napping case, leading to tension between neighbors
• Florida boys cause $50K in damages to school library, turned in by moms
• What is smellmaxxing? Inside TikTok’s fragrance trend for teen boys
• What Do Kids Mean When They Say 'Clock It'?
• Christmas Displays Are Already Up at Costco . . . Is It Too Soon?
• The Top 'Just for Kids' Things Include Trick-or-Treating, Bumper Bowling, and Legos
• Woman Literally Sells Her Soul for a Collection of Labubu Dolls
• Fake Labubu dolls seized amid warnings they could pose fatal hazard to children
• Senior Citizens Want to Cancel the Word "Senior" Because It Sounds Old
• Prenups are on the rise, especially among younger women
• Couples Adding Credit Card Machines to Bars at Weddings
• "Boyfriend Glow-Ups" Are Trending on TikTok
• Tyler Robinson emotionless, wearing ‘suicide smock’ in first virtual court appearance since Charlie Kirk assassination
• 2 Royal Caribbean Passengers Hospitalized After Fight Breaks Out Onboard, Cruise Ship Forced to Return to Port
• Teenagers to pay $300,000 for urinating in soup
• Disney World Splash & Dash Underwater robbery!!!
• ATM fees are at a record high, a new survey finds. Here's why. - CBS News
• World Stone Skimming Championship faces cheating scandal
• McGreevy pitches Cardinals to 3-0 win over Reds | ksdk.com
• SLU and Missouri State end in 1-1 draw after Billikens rise to No. 7 in national rankings
• Tom Brady to play in Saudi flag football tournament alongside current and former NFL stars

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MUSIC

• Avril Lavigne announced the release of her first official wine, "Banshee Complicated" with Banshee Wines, named after her 2002 breakout single "Complicated." https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/lifestyle/food/959387/avril-lavigne-to-release-limited-edition-wine-complicated/story/

• Aerosmith will announce details this Wednesday of their new song, “My Only Angel,” featuring Yungblud. They posted a video on Instagram with the caption, “We’re back. Big news tomorrow (Wednesday).” This will be their first new song since their last album, 2012's Music From Another Dimension! https://www.instagram.com/p/DOrXJEREiTB/?hl=en

• Drummer Matt Cameron says Soundgarden is "over halfway done" with the final Soundgarden album to feature vocalist Chris Cornell, who died in 2017. https://blabbermouth.net/news/matt-cameron-on-soundgardens-final-recordings-with-chris-cornell-were-definitely-over-halfway-done-with-it

• RIP: At the Gates vocalist Tomas Lindberg has died at the age of 52, following complications related to his ongoing cancer treatment. https://loudwire.com/at-the-gates-tomas-lindberg-dead-52/

• Remember that file-sharing service LimeWire? They're the ones who bought the Fyre Fest brand. https://consequence.net/2025/09/limewire-acquires-fyre-fest-brand/

TV

• "America's Got Talent" semifinal results at 8:00 p.m. on NBC.

• Episode 5 of "South Park" Season 27 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central.

• The fourth season premiere of "The Morning Show" on Apple TV+.

• The series finale of "The Summer I Turned Pretty" on Amazon.

• If you're a pasta lover, Kristen Bell has a hack that can help stabilize your blood sugar, make you feel fuller longer, and prevent overeating and weight gain. https://youtu.be/0lRHC9YLTi4

• GTA 6 gearing up for gigantic launch … Grand Theft Auto 6 is set to release in May 2026 – and Rockstar Games is already getting ready for a record-breaking debut. The company went so far as to describe it all as "the largest game launch in history." Behind the scenes, they're hiring a bunch of people to scale things up to handle the demand, especially considering this is the first new entry in the franchise in over a decade.

MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:

• Colin Farrell and Margot Robbie appeared on The Today Show on Tuesday to promote their new movie, A Big Bold Beautiful Journey. https://x.com/mrbrphotos/status/1968020788436734088

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• A Joni Mitchell biopic is in the works, and rumor has it that it'll star Anya Taylor-Joy and Meryl Streep as Joni at different points in her life. Cameron Crowe admitted that there's not much he can say about the upcoming film yet, but confirmed it will be made next year in 2026 — "Soon I’ll be able to speak more definitively about who's in it and how we're gonna do it and everything," he said. https://ultimateclassicrock.com/meryl-streep-anya-taylor-joy-joni-mitchell-biopic-casting/

AND FINALLY

• Need a good cry? This list will get you going:

https://www.self.com/story/best-movies-to-make-you-cry

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Getting old doesn’t happen in one big moment—it sneaks up on you through a series of tiny humiliations, like needing progressive lenses or caring way too much about oatmeal. The Rizz Show crew tackles the big mysteries of life in our latest episode: why toilets only break when you really need them, why the Emmys forgot Hulk Hogan, and why Elton John is now rocking jewelry made from his own kneecaps. Toss in saggy-boob jokes, 90s fashion trauma, and a guy who thought the movie theater aisle was his personal bathroom, and you’ve got another round of classic Rizz Show nonsense.

Show Notes:

• ‘I can hear their breathing:’ Employers enraged over Gen Z’s rude phone etiquette
• 'Demon Slayer' Movie Moviegoer Drains Main Vein in Theater ... Arrested After Beat-Down From Patrons!!!
• California DMV says woman named Isis can't keep the 'IAMISIS' license plate she's had for years
• Drunk Florida Woman Tries Ordering Baconator at Popeye’s and is Arrested, ‘Not the “Bacon”ator She Wanted Though’
• Sightings of Wild Squirrels Covered in Neon Paint Prompt Concern from Connecticut Officials
• U.S. and China reach a framework deal on TikTok, but details are sparse
• US test scores hit damning new lows in math, reading since COVID school closures, ‘nation’s report card’ shows
• New Daily Eye Drop to Improve Age-Related Blurry Near Vision

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Welcome to another chaotic ride with The Rizzuto Show! The crew covers everything from the Emmy Awards drama to Elton John’s bizarre decision to turn his old kneecaps into jewelry. We break down the fallout from TV snubs, share our brutally honest takes on celebrity gossip, and try to figure out why Hulk Hogan was left out of the “In Memoriam” segment.

But it doesn’t stop there—Rizz, Moon, Lern, and King Scott also face the painful (and hilarious) truth that getting older doesn’t hit you all at once. Nope, it creeps in with small humiliations like stopping for progressive lenses in Vegas, choosing oatmeal over a night out, or realizing that you, "Just don't understand this," new music that your kids love.

Add in some 90s fashion trauma, Emmy pink-eye scandals, saggy-boob jokes, and even a guy who decided the movie theater aisle was his personal bathroom, and you’ve got a classic Rizz Show episode: sarcastic, unfiltered, and all too relatable.

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