Dustin and Mallie look at some of the most controversial, strange, and depressing alternate endings to popular films throughout cinema history, such as Pineapple Express, Get Out, and even Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi.

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In a surprise to absolutely no one, April Fools! Today, we're dropping a very special episode on none other than 2003's The Room. Unless you've been living under a rock the past decade, you know of The Room. And yes, it's just as bad as you've heard. Horrible ADR, multiple gratuitous sex scenes, and some of the worst screenwriting you've ever experienced on film are just a very small portion of what this movie has to offer. We'll talk about it all, plus the enigma that is Tommy Wiseau, possible nicknames for men named "Denny", and a whole lot more.

The Room stars Tommy Wiseau, Juliette Danielle, Greg Sestero, and Philip Haldiman. Directed by Tommy Wiseau.

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There have been countless films centered around what many have called the worst disaster in human history but no film has captivated audiences on the subject like 1997's Titanic. On this week's episode, we break the movie in half with guest Sarah Argens. We'll discuss Old Rose's extreme trolling skills, debate the film's accuracy about the sinking of the ship, explain the "PCP incident" that happened on set, and ponder over why everyone seems so...stupid. All of that plus a lot more.

Titanic stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane, Kathy Bates, and Bill Paxton. Directed by James Cameron.

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Kids is one of those movies you only need to see one time. Luckly for you, we decided to give it a second glance, and what we found wasn't much. But, we'll talk about the first time we saw Rosario Dawson in a film, debate the fashion of the '90s, and much more.

Kids stars Leo Fitzpatrick, Justin Pierce, Chloe Sevigny, Roasrio Dawson, Jon Abrahams, and John Abraham. Directed by Larry Clark.

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Comedies don’t typically leave an audience feeling dower, but (spoilers) choosing to end your laugh-out-loud movie with a tumor revelation certainly meets the criteria for our show. Dustin & Mallie cover that odd ending of Tag, discuss the importance of the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, and much more.

Tag stars Ed Helms, Jeremy Renner, Jon Hamm, Hannibal Buress, Annabelle Wallis, Isla Fisher, Jake Johnson, Rashida Jones, Leslie Bibb, and Nora Dunn. Directed by Jeff Tomsic.

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We kick off Season 03 with yet another Darren Aronofsky film in our not-so-long standing tradition. This time, we take a look at the 2006 film The Fountain. We’ll discuss if “Tom” is the most boring name of all time, what a world devoid of death would look like, and we’ll of course rank Aronofsky’s filmography. It’s gonna be a great season.

The Fountain stars Hugh Jackman, Rachel Weisz, Ellen Burstyn, Mark Margolis, Stephen McHattie, Sean Patrick Thomas. Directed by Darren Aronofsky.

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It’s been an incredible second season of TSLP, and we’re going out with a bang talking about one of the most controversial films of 2017; it’s Star Wars: The Last Jedi with special John “Johnny Utah” Hoffler Jr. and returning guest Sami Gardella.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi stars Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Benicio Del Toro, Andy Serkis, Kelly Marie Tran, Lupita Nyong’o, Domhnall Gleeson, Anthony Daniels, Gwendoline Christie, Laura Dern, and Peter Mayhew. Directed by Rian Johnson.

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Essentially three movies for the price of one, The Place Beyond the Pines has everything you could wish for in a film: crime, romance, drama, and much more. We’ll talk about neck tattoos, the poignancy of the film's message on police corruption, and more!

The Place Beyond the Pines stars Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, Ben Mendelsohn, Bradley Cooper, Ray Liotta, Mahershala Ali, Bruce Greenwood, and Rose Byrne. Directed by Derek Cianfrance.

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It’s been 17 years since the tragedy of 9/11, and there’s been plenty of movies that have portrayed the events of that day since then. None of them are as strange as 2010’s Remember Me. In fact, we’re not even sure the film knows it’s about 9/11 until the last ten minutes. Either way, you won’t want to miss us discuss the career of Robert Pattinson, where we were on 9/11, anime haircuts, and a whole lot more.

Remember Me stars Robert Pattinson, Emilie de Ravin, Chris Cooper, Lena Olin, Tate Ellington, Ruby Jerins, and Pierce Brosnan. Directed by Allen Coulter.

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Horror has been going through a bit of a renaissance lately, and all roads have lead to this year’s extremely popular film Hereditary. An impressive and endearing film that manages to balance a tale of unspeakable grief with unsettling imagery, this one’s for horror lovers that want something fresh and character driven. We answer a wide range of questions from “who bakes a cake from scratch at a party?” to “what’s worse: burning to death, or being possessed and decapitating yourself?” All of this and more with guest Dustin Bowling.

Hereditary stars Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, Milly Shapiro, Ann Dowd, Mallory Bechtel, and Brock McKinney. Directed by Ari Aster.

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