It’s Season 9, Episodes 7 through 9 of Love is Blind, and honestly, the red flags are waving harder than Jordan’s blender. This week, Annie’s still clinging to Nick like he’s not the most disliked man on the show, Joe’s gaslighting Madison like it’s his full-time job, and Edmond is proving more and more that KB deserves better (and she knows it). Anton’s treating mimosas like a food group while Ali plays financial 4D chess, and Jordan’s trying to serve responsible-dad energy with a side of chicken smoothie—which somehow still makes him the most stable guy here. The pod squad reunion gave us zero closure and 100 new questions (mostly: why does no one like Nick, and why is he so chill about it?). Between weaponized kindness, money ultimatums, and couples who look seconds away from a mutual unfollow, we’re asking: is anyone here for love—or just the Instagram clout? Either way, we’re hooked.

It’s Season 6, Episode 4 of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the drama is thicker than the dust on Angie’s salon shelves. This week on The Snark Side, Angie’s throwing shade (and $600) Lisa’s way while Lisa’s scrambling to defend her haircare line from salon snubs and shady text wars. Bronwyn and Lisa attempt a truce that’s as shaky as Bronwyn’s parking skills, Mary’s unpacking some serious family baggage, and Meredith’s caught in the middle of Angie’s warnings like “Girl, watch your back.” There’s perm attempts, tequila-fueled nostalgia, and a “clarity luncheon” that cleared exactly nothing. Between petty insults, passive-aggressive product recalls, and a battle over who’s the bigger liar, we’re asking: who’s really running this show—and who’s just here for the free drinks? Either way, we’re living for it.

It’s Season 10, Episode 2 of Below Deck Mediterranean, and the deck team is holding on by a thread—if that thread was fraying, waterlogged, and aggressively ignored by Christian. This week on The Snark Side, Jay’s trying to figure out how Nathan is still the bosun, Danielle is emotionally spiraling over V’s laundry journey (yes, really), and both of us are rooting for Josh, who’s somehow surviving demanding guests, cold plates, and clown makeup. Max may be doing too much, Christian’s doing the bare minimum, and Kizzi? She’s doing everyone—allegedly. There’s food poisoning fallout, jellyfish-related eye trauma, and a guest who dares to disrespect tiramisu. Between the tender disasters, passive-aggressive walkie silences, and a fight over a hose that escalates way too fast, we’re asking the real question: are we watching a charter or a live-action HR training video? Either way, we’re obsessed.

It’s Season 7, Episode 5 of 90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way, and the vibes are as off as Matthew’s post-airport “you smell” comment—which has Jay spiraling and Danielle questioning all her life choices. This week on The Snark Side, we’re unpacking Greta’s heartbreaking decision to rehome her senior cat Hazel (who deserved better), Luke and Madelein’s eyebrow-raising dynamic (complete with a wedding planner silently screaming), and Sumit and Jenny’s never-ending family saga, now featuring a supportive mom twist no one saw coming. Between the culture clashes, K-1 confusion, and gaslighting in three languages, we’re side-eyeing everyone and wondering who packed common sense in their carry-on. It's messy, it's chaotic, and yes, we paused to check on Hazel. See you next week, snarkers! Don’t get married without us… and don’t forget to like, comment, subscribe, and share this episode.

It’s Season 6, Episode 3 of Seeking Sister Wife, and things are somehow messier than Garrick’s theology degree from the University of Gaslighting. On this episode of The Snark Side, Jay is losing it over Garrick’s latest attempt to spiritually mansplain his way into another international “marriage,” while Danielle (OG Danielle, not the new recruit) smiles through tears and red flags with freshly curled hair and a Bible verse. Meanwhile, the Davises are still giving chaotic comfort—with Nick in his bedtime best and Teresa running the plural house like a bossy CEO of Love Inc. We’re cringing through awkward intros, dissecting power plays disguised as “partnership,” and laughing so we don’t scream. It’s poly-dysfunction at its finest, and yes—we brought snacks, judgment, and exactly zero chill.

We binged episodes 1 through 6 of Love Is Blind Season 9, and honestly? This Denver cast might be the cringiest crew yet—and yes, we’re including Season 2. On this episode of The Snark Side, Danielle is emotionally short-circuiting over Edmond kissing the literal floor like it’s a grand romantic gesture, while Jay is spiraling over Nick’s bigoted hot takes and Mike’s jaw-droppingly ignorant comments about diabetes (and women in general). We’re breaking down Kacie’s unsettling fixation on Patrick’s ethnicity, the couples already giving "this ends in tears," and the chaotic editing that made us question whether time even exists in the pods anymore. From red flags in every direction to vibes that scream “here for followers,” this first half is a wild ride—and yes, we’re judging. Hard.

It’s Season 20, Episode 2 of Sister Wives, and the energy is somehow more chaotic than Kody’s vision board for Coyote Pass. On this episode of The Snark Side, Danielle is deep in her feelings over Christine’s emotional goodbye to Mykelti, while Jay is absolutely spiraling over Robyn’s latest round of “our kids” vs. “your kids” and Kody’s delusional attempt to rebrand himself as a man with a plan. We’re breaking down Meri’s hilariously cursed speed-dating adventure (spoiler: no sparks, just secondhand embarrassment), Janelle’s unbothered power stance during yet another property showdown, and the passive-aggressive roundtable that had us pausing, rewinding, and yelling at the screen. From eyebrow-raising quotes to Robyn’s selective unity speeches and Janelle’s quiet laughter in the face of Brown-family chaos, this episode is peak Sister Wives dysfunction—and yes, we brought snacks and side-eye.

It’s Season 9, Episode 14 of 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? and the only thing messier than the relationships is the group vacation itinerary. On this episode of The Snark Side, Jasmine drops a pregnancy bombshell (spoiler: it’s not Gino’s baby, and yes, we’re still recovering), while a couples’ trip with Jovi, Yara, Andrei, and Elizabeth turns into a full-blown therapy session with alcohol and zero progress.Danielle is trying to emotionally unpack Jasmine’s heartbreak and identity crisis while Jay is over here like “girl, actions have consequences.” We’re breaking down the wildly bad decisions, the passive-aggressive energy, and the social media dragging that had us cackling and cringing in equal measure. Plus, just when we thought we were safe—Darcey and Georgi get pulled into the chaos like it’s 2021 all over again.From pregnancy twists to vacation fights and the eternal question of why anyone is still defending Gino, this episode proves once again: happily ever after is more like happily never sure.Snacks ready. Side-eye engaged. Let’s go.

It’s Season 10, Episode 1 of The Real Housewives of Potomac, and the premiere kicks off with legal shade, post-divorce glow-ups, and two chaotic new faces already stirring the mimosa. On this episode of The Snark Side, Jay is spiraling over Stacey’s crypto-coded finances and unhinged flexes, while Danielle is deep in her feelings about Ashley’s newly single energy and Karen’s tight-lipped response to those looming legal troubles. We are buzzing about Keiarna’s messy romantic reveal and whether this new cast can recapture Potomac’s original magic or if we’re just watching a beautifully lit trainwreck in real time. Either way, we’re breaking down stiff hugs, shady confessionals, and the first eyebrow-raising moment that made us hit pause and scream. Potomac is back, the delusion is strong, and we’re already clutching our pearls.

It’s Season 7, Episode 18 of The Real Housewives of Miami, and Part 1 of the reunion came in hot—with receipts, revelations, and a water-throwing scandal that had us clutching our mojitos. On this episode of The Snark Side, Jay is spiraling over Julia’s sudden confession about hooking up with Adriana in the Hamptons, Danielle’s emotional over Guerdy’s tearful confrontation, and we’re both side-eyeing the cast’s awkward silence as bullying accusations fly across the couch. The producers rolled the tape on Julia’s past erratic behavior, and let’s just say… the farmwife façade is officially cracked. We’re unpacking Alexia’s announcement about her separation from Todd, Steph’s attempt to shut down those marriage rumors, and the way Martina’s controversial anti-surrogacy comments got conveniently brushed aside. Jay’s bringing the shady breakdowns, Danielle’s bringing the messy empathy, and we’re both wondering: how is this only Part 1? Grab your pastel power suit and your receipts—Miami is melting down, and we’re here for it.