It’s Season 6, Episode 2 of Seeking Sister Wife, and somehow, Garrick still can’t speak Portuguese—but he can cry on command when someone questions his motives. On this episode of The Snark Side, Danielle is speechless (rare), Jay is screaming, and we’re both wondering how many more seasons TLC is going to let this man fumble his way through international dating with zero effort and a full-blown God complex. We’re breaking down the Merrifields’ latest Brazilian fever dream, the Davises’ increasingly chaotic poly setup (why is everyone sharing one bed again??), the Williamsons’ very cult-adjacent vibes, and the Johnsons doing… whatever it is they’re doing. Jay’s not buying a single word of Garrick’s “God told me to” speeches, Danielle’s worried someone’s gonna emotionally combust, and we both agree: if one more man calls polygamy “beautiful” while his wife looks dead inside, we’re flipping a table. Grab your Google Translate, your emotional support wine, and join us for another wild ride through TLC’s most ethically confusing hour of TV. See you next week with more sass, side-eyes, and sister-wife chaos.

It’s Season 19, Episode 13 of The Real Housewives of Orange County, and this Spring Fling was anything but fun. On this episode of The Snark Side, Jay is clutching his pearls, Danielle is deep in her feelings, and Tamra is threatening to quit the show while somehow still managing to center herself in every scene. We’re unpacking Gretchen’s un-invite (because apparently 2013 called), Heather’s trust issues disguised as party planning, and Emily’s emotional reveal about her son Luke—while also side-eying Shane for suddenly becoming the voice of reason? Jay’s calling out Tamra’s meltdown math, Danielle’s defending Emily’s breaking point, and together we’re asking: has anyone on this show actually evolved, or are they just better at throwing shade in pastel? Grab your Funfetti and your feelings—things are about to get messier than a housewives group text.

Lisa Barlow hosts a so-called "clarity luncheon" to shut down rumors about her lawsuits—but instead of clearing the air, she chokes it with chaos, accusations, and a side of Diet Coke. What was meant to be damage control turns into total combustion, leaving the women more confused (and annoyed) than when they arrived. Meanwhile, Bronwyn Newport’s strained relationship with her mother takes center stage, and Angie Katsanevas shares an unexpectedly emotional moment with her father. But make no mistake—this episode belongs to Lisa, whose meltdown might just secure her spot as the season’s main villain. Clarity? Not even close. More like an epic flop served on silver platters and passive aggression.

The Salt Lake ladies are back in full glam and full chaos, and The Snark Side is here to break down every icy stare, fake apology, and sequined disaster from Episode 2. Danielle is emotionally spiraling (again), Jay is sharpening his shade, and together they’re diving into the drama like it’s a tub full of Botox and betrayal. We're talking secret feuds bubbling under forced brunches, alliances shifting faster than Meredith’s mood, and at least one outfit that deserved jail time. Who’s playing the long game? Who’s just playing delusional? And why does Lisa Barlow sound like she’s about to drop a diss track at any moment? Grab your wine, fluff your feathers, and join us as we unpack the drama with laughs, gasps, and a heavy dose of side-eye. See you next week with more snark and wine!

It’s the Welcome to Plathville Season 7 finale, and things are emotionally unhinged in every direction. On this episode of The Snark Side, Danielle is crying, Jay is yelling, and the Plath family is doing that thing where they pretend they’re healing while actually re-opening old wounds in hi-def. We’re breaking down Olivia and Ethan’s final (?) moments, Kim’s villain rebrand (or is it a midlife rebirth?), Moriah’s big emotional reckoning, and the family “healing session” that felt more like a trust fall into trauma. Danielle’s holding out hope, Jay’s side-eying everything, and together we ask: did anyone grow this season—or did they just get better at pretending? Grab your wine, clutch your boundaries, and join us as we send off Season 7 the only way we know how: with laughs, gasps, and a few petty prayers for Season 8. See you next week with more snark and wine!

The Browns are back and messier than ever, and The Snark Side is here to break it all down with love, shade, and zero emotional restraint. In the Season 20 premiere of Sister Wives, Kody’s rocking a perm and a full-blown delusion spiral, Christine is glowing in her post-polygamy era, and the family is emotionally scattered to the four winds. Danielle is deep in her feels (and maybe lowkey rooting for a group therapy special), while Jay’s dragging everyone with his signature sass and calling out every manipulative monologue. We’re diving into Janelle’s simmering rage, Meri’s vague spiritual solo trip, Robyn’s weaponized weeping, and the Brown kids doing their best to emotionally disengage. It’s unhinged, it’s iconic, and it’s exactly why we keep tuning in. Pour a glass and join us—see you next week with more snark and wine!