The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn!

Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectural plans to turn their new driveway into "PC Sawgrass"—much to Abbey’s horror.

In the Agony Abs, we help a listener who is worried about her overwhelming attraction to older football managers, hear a pitch from a Leeds lad looking for love, and tackle a dilemma about wildly mismatched bedroom stamina! Plus, Abbey shares her top tactical tips on how to secretly fake drink at a wedding when you’re newly pregnant.

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00:00 Welcome to the Barn & Abbey Returns From Nashville

02:36 Where Are All The Cowboys?

06:11 Fake AI Photos & The Famous Nashville Dance

08:53 Pool House Living & Renovation Hell

13:09 Pete’s Front Garden Golf Hole: "PC Sawgrass"

18:26 Listener Letters & Alfie’s Hen Do Trauma

24:45 Eclipse Romance & Sofa Pizza Casualties

28:45 "I’m Hard To Penetrate" & Making New Friends

31:28 Lucky Bastard Saloon & Country Music Anthems

37:01 Agony Abs: Fancying Older Football Managers

39:05 Blind Date Pitch: Liam From Leeds

42:04 "Please Stop Talking" & Marriage Quirks

43:47 Agony Abs: Two-Hour Bedroom Marathons & Compatibility

46:32 The National Average Sex Stats

48:51 Agony Abs: How To Fake Drink When Secretly Pregnant

53:03 Pete’s Upcoming Scotland Golf Trip

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship.

After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard!

We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own.

Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity.

Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete!

00:00 Introduction

01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession

05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter?

06:56 Ask Me Anything

07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom

09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc”

11:04 Who Has The Better Body?

14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape

15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters

17:39 “That Is Correct!”

20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word

21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast

23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home

25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules

27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit

28:00 A Shag A Week

28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom

29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System

30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument

32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall Out

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about!

The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 million bath, before reflecting on how much their weekends have changed over the years and why they’re perfectly happy growing into “boring bastards” together.

Elsewhere, Peter reveals the brilliant mistake made on the shirt he wore when he scored his first England goal, the pair debate whether clapping when a plane lands should ever be acceptable, and Abbey questions why men can remember a golf trip months in advance but somehow forget the plans they’ve made with their wives.

In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter talk finding love later in life and why turning 40 or 50 certainly doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. We also hear from a listener who discovers his wife has been sharing details of their love life in a girls’ WhatsApp group, sparking a big debate over just how much you should really be telling your friends about what goes on behind closed doors...

00:00 Introduction

00:44 Abbey’s Nashville Hen Do

05:13 Hen Do Themes & Cowboy Strippers

08:37 Six Hours Shopping for Tiles

13:12 The £1.7 Million Bath

17:13 Abbey & Peter’s Date Night

20:46 Peter’s England Shirt Disaster

24:41 Peter’s Northern Lights Disaster

28:17 Why Men Forget Plans

32:54 Growing Old Together

37:14 Therapy Crouch Blind Dates

40:21 Dating Over 50

45:16 Sharing Your Sex Life With Friends

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine tasting!

Armed with bottles ranging from brilliant £9 bargains to alternatives for wines that can cost hundreds of pounds, Liberty attempts to teach Abbey and Pete everything they need to know about choosing a good bottle, pairing wine with food and, most importantly, how to look like you know what you’re doing when the sommelier comes over.

The gang discover why cheese can completely change the taste of champagne, whether expensive wine glasses actually make a difference and the sneaky trick that can make your £9 bottle look considerably more impressive when you have guests round. Liberty also reveals why you shouldn’t always go for the biggest name on the wine list and why a great bottle doesn’t necessarily need to cost a fortune.

Things inevitably become slightly less educational as the tasting continues, with Pete forgetting one of the fundamental rules of wine tasting, Abbey admitting she is officially “battered” and the trio debating everything from wine hangovers and £500 restaurant bottles to whether putting ice in your wine is ever acceptable.

There’s plenty of food along the way too, as Liberty shares some simple tips for entertaining at home before Abbey and Pete crown their favourite wines of the day – assuming they can still remember what they’ve tried!

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00:00 Introduction

01:15 The Wine Tasting Begins

02:34 Abbey’s Favourite Drink

04:15 The Perfect Wine & Food Pairing

06:22 Pete Takes On The Red Wine

07:08 How To Look Like A Wine Expert

08:35 The £15 Wine Bargain

10:00 Simple Food For Entertaining

11:10 The £9 Italian Wine

13:01 Why Restaurant Wine Costs So Much

15:00 How To Make Cheap Wine Look Expensive

15:42 The Truth About Wine Hangovers

17:35 The £500 Bottle Problem

18:00 Liberty’s Superstar Red Wine

20:38 The Tasting Starts To Take Its Toll

21:03 Pete’s Wine Tasting Technique

21:40 How To Spot An Expensive Bottle

24:03 “Christmas In A Glass”

25:27 The Perfect Wine Night At Home

26:29 Do Expensive Glasses Matter?

28:08 “I Am Battered”

29:42 Should You Put Ice In Wine?

31:19 The Perfect Wine Pairing

31:43 Abbey & Pete Pick Their Winners

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of friendship, celebrity encounters and more than a few questionable decisions.

Liberty reveals how she first met Abbey during her modelling days and recalls being caught in the middle of one of Abbey and Pete’s biggest arguments just before the birth of Jack – including the moment Abbey decided Pete was no longer invited to the hospital!

We also hear the incredible story of how Liberty and her husband discovered a young Ed Sheeran, who promptly moved onto their sofa and seemingly refused to leave, as well as Liberty’s years styling some of his biggest music videos. And if that wasn’t enough name-dropping, Liberty reveals the extraordinary encounter at a Cannes party that left her being told she was “too ugly” to be in the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio – and how she got her revenge years later.

Abbey and Liberty also look back at their wildest nights together, including a missing Range Rover, a £4,000 bottle of wine and plenty of stories Pete probably wishes he’d never heard.

Elsewhere, Liberty reveals the fitness change that completely transformed her body, shares her cooking and wine knowledge, talks about meeting Chris Hemsworth and introduces us to her seven rescue dogs – including the Belgian Malinois who decided to eat part of her Aston Martin.

And in the Agony Abs, the gang tackle a listener worried that she looks nothing like her husband’s “type”, debate their ultimate celebrity hall passes and hear from a woman whose newly single mum appears to be getting a little too comfortable with her husband.

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00:00 Introduction

01:24 How Abbey & Liberty Became Best Friends

02:25 Abbey Bans Pete From Jack’s Birth

04:58 Liberty Takes On A Barrister

06:03 Owning A Restaurant With Ed Sheeran

06:46 Pete’s Hot Air Balloon Disaster

08:47 How Liberty Discovered Ed Sheeran

11:10 Styling Ed & Celebrity Stories

13:05 Liberty’s Leonardo DiCaprio Story

14:48 Getting Older & Feeling Invisible

16:33 Wine, Sommeliers & A £4,000 Mistake

19:33 Abbey’s Missing Range Rover

21:36 Liberty’s Fitness Transformation

23:31 Liberty’s Cooking Secrets

26:53 Meeting Chris Hemsworth

29:47 Liberty’s Seven Rescue Dogs

35:36 Agony Abs: My Husband Has A Type

38:40 Abbey & Liberty Talk Hall Passes

39:03 Agony Abs: My Mum Wants My Husband?!

41:24 Nashville Plans & Part Two

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch household—much to Peter's complete lack of control!

We also hear your hilarious Ask Us Anything submissions, including a listener who is at breaking point over her partner’s endless "livin' the dream" catchphrase, and a full-on airport meltdown after a last-minute holiday booking goes off the rails. In our wedding dilemma, we help an anonymous listener figure out how to choose a Maid of Honour without causing total friendship warfare!

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00:00 Introduction & Sickness Chat

01:31 Health Kick & Cold Sea Swims

04:33 Man to Man Cold Water Side Effects

05:55 Meet Coco! The New Crouch Family Member

07:47 A Catchphrase Driven to the Edge

10:38 Embellishing Stories & Little Lies

12:09 Airport Meltdowns & Last Minute Holidays

16:00 The Packing Tips Dilemma

17:03 AMA: The Maid of Honour Dilemma

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks!

We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality.

Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team.

In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking!

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00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!

02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams

06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates

11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence

15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week

21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps

23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech

28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards

40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama

46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories

2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!

00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!

02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams

06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates

11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence

15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week

21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps

23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech

28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards

40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama

46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories

2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid?

In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss!

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00:00 Introduction

03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery

05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon

09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown

13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident

16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal

21:40 Paintball Revenge Stories

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves.

Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage.

In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation.

Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite.

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00:00 Introduction & Garage Life

02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment

08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage

10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans

14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick

22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes

26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem

31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime

33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie

36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers

43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island

45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify

47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident

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On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions.

From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice.

As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos.

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00:00 Introduction

00:40 World Cup Final Debrief

03:20 The Half-Time Show

05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories

09:30 Sponsor Break

10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV

13:30 Biggest Life Achievements

15:10 Competitive Families

17:20 Is AI Taking Over?

18:30 Modern Relationships

21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive

23:50 Listener Questions & Final Laughs

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