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A weed brownie outweighs a baby elephant; China wants its citizens nude and in the mood; the color of the year isn't purple.

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MMA goes soft in the new PFC; USA seizes 4,000 Chinese Bongs; Adele has taken up a residency... in hell; Reparation payment from an accidentally amputated leg might cover your 2007 Toyota Camry.

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Today, Benjamin Brown reports live from holiday traffic to give listeners a run-down on driver safety and the dangers of road rage.

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With Thanksgiving right around the corner, Benjamin Brown and Joseph Bransworth get festive. A Holocaust-themed pageant leaves Joseph Bransworth speechless. Joe Biden doesn't have the authority to pardon two turkeys.

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Kids don't know what chicken nuggets are made of; a U.S. traitor is seeing the world in style; a classic prank turns a baggage claim carousel into a fishy display.

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Benjamin Brown joins the Red and the Q Army; Jay-Z finally creates his very own... wait, who cares; A cheesy champion is crowned.

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Alec Baldwin; A spooky sperm whale loogie is seized by the Indian Police; Joseph Bransworth is a menace to his neighborhood.

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A wizard is controversially fired from his state-appointed position; L.A. stinks.

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What better way to celebrate the week of October 15th than by celebrating Benjamin Brown? He's tall, handsome, smart, and well spoken. He loves the news, and he loves you. These are his very best moments!

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The Taliban hasn't paid the electric bill in 2 months; Nick Cannon vows to be celibate for the next 3 months; Arby's is getting into athletic wear.

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