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March 05, 2021 Leagues Too Long, Horned and Hairy, Horny and Heinous
The Justice League Snyder Cut will be longer than the Battle of Lexington and Concord; A horned man will soon stand trial for his actions; a horny man may not stand trial for his.
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12 min
February 26, 2021 Kitchen Killings, Kim-less Kanye, Dunkin Delicacy, Martian Mishap
An unsuspecting killer makes a meal; Kim does what we all expected; Benjamin runs on Dunkin; competition ignites on Mars.
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8 min
February 19, 2021 God Help Texas
It's cold! And Texas, God's least favorite state, is suffering a wintery wrath.
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5 min
February 12, 2021 Pranking Poorly, Kevin's Kash, Nun in a Million, Longing for Lavaburst
A completely harmless prank suddenly goes awry; Kevin Hart is going bankrupt; Benjamin Brown hates old Nuns; Orange Lavaburst makes a triumphant return.
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7 min
February 05, 2021 You Have The Right To Remain Silento, Child's Astray, Tantrum Tactics, Hollyboob
Silento meets Miranda; Chucky misplaces his son, Glen; Police use unorthodox methods to calm a 9-year-old; the Hollywood sign is defaced.
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8 min
January 29, 2021 Murder in Mexico, Spicy Sanitizer, Bigfoot Season Begins, Erection Insurrection
Woman stabs husband after discovering he had sex with...her? Some sanitizer is spicier than others; Benjamin Brown is less than fond of Bigfoot; Chuck Schumer gets excited on the Senate floor. (Oh, and Joseph Bransworth may have said the wrong date, blame it on Benjamin Brown)
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8 min
January 22, 2021 Pillow Pandemonium, Tiger's Wood, Mink Murders, Presidential Pardons
Soft pillows, hard consequences; Tiger Woods unsubscribes to HBO Max; 15 million minks meet their doom; The Tiger King remains caged.
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8 min
January 15, 2021 Manatee Harassment, What the Chuck, Transpacific Pigeons, Musky Money
Harassing a manatee is a federal crime, punishable by a $50,000 fine, and up to one year in prison. Chuck Norris defends his identity. Australia is going to murder a pigeon. Elon Musk has money.
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7 min
January 08, 2021 Capitol Chaos, Racy Rapstars, Botanical Beatles, Drive-Thru Dreams
The United States Capitol undergoes an overtaking; Cardi B sets the record straight; One Beatle finds another in a tree; Applebee's does something that no one ever asked for.
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8 min
January 01, 2021 A Year To Forget
Let's leave it all behind, shall we?
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4 min

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