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A strange new monolith turns up in Germany; Lady Gaga conspires with milk's favorite cookie; Putin didn't do it...or did he; a metalhead finds himself aflame.

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Tragedy strikes in the Teigen-Legend household; Californian churches scandalously rebrand; Israel knows something we don't; Google's year-end search analytics.

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Biden suffers a minor injury from Major; Drake unveils a new line of scented candles; the Naughty N'awlins come down with a case; Miley is down for "whatever;" Tyson smokes a fat one in the ring.

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Little Wayne is confronted, Rockefeller Center's Christmas tree is a bloody disaster, golf still exists, and a getaway vehicle like no other.

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Usher shares some unhelpful photos; an outdated single tops US charts; the IRS isn't giving us anything else; monkey discovered just before extinction; a half-time show performer is announced.

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This week: Kanye drops out of a close race, Blake Shelton to become extra father, Vladimir Putin is literally immune to prosecution.

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