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On the show today: Our impending courtroom battle with Gianni Infantino, Romeo Beckham cucks his brother Brooklyn, and we unmask the mystery headbutter from Nicky Butt’s birthday.

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Links from the pod:

Infantino “I feel African” speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9jaX9RAbA 

The Beckhams on Ali G: https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=4lhG8j3qePdDbcjY&t=486 

Street preacher interrupted in Newcastle: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/1914030703148155037 

San Lorenzo president trousering a wad of cash: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1k4zdz9/marcelo_moretti_president_of_san_lorenzo_gets/ 

Jurgen Klopp at Coachella?:  https://www.facebook.com/reel/1478311966481175?fs=e&fs=e 

Celtic’s Adam Idah throwing up in a taxi: https://www.tiktok.com/@.idah._/video/7494299002691718422

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With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.

But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.

He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.

From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…

Links from the pod:

His real voice: https://www.tiktok.com/@mma.247_/video/7477711253511687446

Knocks Reginaldo out in 20 seconds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qYqrfOmLQ 

ITV contract signing with Nigel Benn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6hMwaBeiM

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On the show today: Managers on the piss at Spoons, Joey Barton’s Turkey Teeth conspiracy theory and Rory McIlroy’s brutal jilting story.

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Links from the pod:

Luis Suarez bites Jordi Alba: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/34447132/luis-suarez-bite-jordi-alba-inter-miami/ 

Vitor Pereira at Spoons: https://x.com/wwfcscott/status/1911520510636380545

Wozniaki’s Rory McIlroy sleeping photo: https://images.app.goo.gl/qBUEUB4x5NZw4UVR9 

Joey Barton on KDB’s Turkey teeth: https://www.tiktok.com/@common.sense.pod/video/7491972792179494166

Katie Price terrifying teeth: https://images.app.goo.gl/EKg61VR97XQQfGCR6  

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Ravel Morrison. Adriano. Freddy Adu.

The staircase to footballing glory is littered with scintillating starlets who flew too close to the sun.

But where did it all go wrong?

From hardcore pornstars to a Serie A striker torpedoed by Kim Jong Un, meet the wonderkids who weren’t…

With guest George Wilde

Links from the pod:

Kerlon’s seal dribble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY 

Kerlon dribble sparks a brawl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqRgdQC__Qk 

Adriano gold AK47: https://images.app.goo.gl/Cr61ks5f9adnL1Yv5

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On the show today: Pipe bombs at Old Trafford, managers stealing players’ credit cards, and mystic animals boiled alive.

Links from the pod:

Dave Bassett on being sacked by Elton John: https://fb.watch/yQKTZPrr9n/ 

Old Trafford fake pipe bomb: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36307246 

VAR official betting during matches: https://x.com/epicredcards/status/1907857817467252776 

Fake bear at Chinese zoo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cu4mnPb4g4

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As his dad lies in the wreckage of his car, Garrincha has fled towards the woods where a goat once popped his cherry. 

From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, this is the story of what happened next…

With guest Yasmin Mills.

Links from the pod:

Elza Soares - Mas Que Nada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_8LtWKZaz0 

Dog pisses on Jimmy Greaves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPUMFGbOLQw&t=57s

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On the show today: Wayne Rooney pissed on the streets of London and Erling Haaland accused of assault by Man City’s mascot.

Links from the pod:

Harry Redknapp after dinner speaking:

https://x.com/dw_sports/status/1905595028560290186

Wayne Rooney pissing on the street: https://images.app.goo.gl/ATjMnJSfTFdqNxTRA 

Turtle pissing on golf course: https://x.com/TheUltLineup_/status/1906445496606236688

Haaland high five: https://x.com/TigerVishkit/status/1660342870459699200 

Steve Bruce responds to Dwight Gayle: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ji319l/steve_bruce_on_dwight_gayle_criticizing_his/

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Everyone knows Brazilian footballers love 3 things: boozing, showboating and shagging anything that moves. 

But none compares to Garrincha, the magical winger who lifted two World Cups, fathered 14 children and lost his virginity to a goat.

From gun-wielding vigilantes to affairs with the president’s girlfriend, meet football's first wild child…

With guest Horatio Gould (@horatiogouldcomedy)

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On the show today: Neymar’s threesome spawns a pregnancy - but who’s the daddy: the brazil striker or his lookalike?

Cristiano Ronaldo is sending secret messages to Putin and Trend AA in Madrid asks: “What’s the Spanish for ‘stop savin’ chat’”

Links from the pod:

Schweinsteiger booed as he announces he’s staying: https://x.com/MusialaEra/status/1904519742771073089

Stop savin chat: https://x.com/CFCGiroud/status/1392147020064960519

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To millions of American fans, Micah Richards is the cheeky chappy of CBS.

But little do the innocent Yanks know, the affable Yorkshireman once masterminded Britain’s most infamous threesome.

From shagging his way through the Olympic Village to getting catfished on MSN, this is the story of Big Meeks…

With guest Elizabeth Barnard.

Links from the show:

Swearing on live TV after scoring first goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDii3o33DLE 

Roy Keane “bursting onto the scene” showdown: https://www.skysports.com/football/video/34069/11952897/keane-very-few-defenders-burst-onto-the-scene 

Rod Stewart “Big Knees”: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=598743806360137

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