The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By Gastor Almonte and Shalewa SharpeComedy

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

May 06, 2024 Bonus EP - Sour Cookies
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's recent vacation, drunk driving by accident, and the Oreo merch drop

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41 min
May 02, 2024 Ep. 184 - Pour one out for Lima
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to live comfortably in NYC, AI confusion, and a runaway Zebra.
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56 min
April 29, 2024 Bonus EP - Goose is loose
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what pets to never buy your children, and the local geese robbery that nobody is talking about.

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35 min
April 25, 2024 Ep. 183 - Brazilian Vacation at Bernie's
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about trying to get a dead man to sign papers at a bank, dangerous rat urine, and letting a friend win a race in China
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1 hr 3 min
April 22, 2024 Bonus EP - Respect Rat Rights
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an alternative plan to the rat problem in New York City, and the rise of unlicensed marijuana shops.

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34 min
April 18, 2024 Ep. 182 - Sesame Teamsters
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum worker fired for displaying his own art, the racehorse dating apps, and a worker's strike on Sesame Street.
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56 min
April 15, 2024 Bonus EP - You've Won!
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of self-made billionaires, quitting your job to enter sweepstakes contest, and the less than believable story about a phishing scandal involving a UK minister.

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27 min
April 11, 2024 Ep. 181 - Eclipse, Earthquakes, Retrogrades
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their earthquake and eclipse experience, Gen Z splurging on groceries, and a hospital employee who faked his identity for 35 years.
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1 hr 4 min
April 08, 2024 Bonus EP - Licensed 9 year old
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about snakes flying home, people leaving Florida, and a child drives himself to school.

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36 min
April 04, 2024 Ep. 180 - 50/50
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the issues with the Neptunes, Costco membership hustles, and loss of time.
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1 hr 4 min

About The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…