The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By Gastor Almonte and Shalewa SharpeComedy

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

June 10, 2024 Bonus EP - Spare Mummy Arms
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk Mayor Eric Adam's fined for rat infestation, broken mummies and an attempt to gather all the Kyles in one place.

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34 min
June 06, 2024 Ep. 189 - Respect the Slingshot Shooter
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an 81 year old man and his slingshot, Chuck-e-cheese's band, and the food truck plug.
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1 hr 10 min
June 03, 2024 Bonus EP - Oreo Attacks
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Oreo price manipulation, Oreo cravings, and not being able to afford Oreo's.

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49 min
May 30, 2024 Ep. 188 - Watch your Pickles
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bridezilla wedding request, Diddy's drowning streaming numbers, and the new place that they've been finding microplastics in.
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1 hr 12 min
May 27, 2024 Bonus EP - Fast Food Ratatouille
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about rats at McDonalds, Target lowering prices, and a husband trying to ruin his partner's life.

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35 min
May 23, 2024 Ep. 187 - Walk Away from the Crown
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC to Dublin Portal, the mess that has become Miss America, and the Open AI lawsuit.
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1 hr 2 min
May 20, 2024 Bonus EP - Law & Order: LIVE
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's experience in court, a politician snitching on themself, and how to live inside of a store sign.

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31 min
May 16, 2024 Ep. 186 - Out of the Zone
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Panera Bread finally phasing out it's charged lemonade, the death of Starbucks culture, and what it takes to get punched in the face at Subway.
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51 min
May 13, 2024 Bonus EP - Date a Shaq
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet cat shipped to Amazon, how to date a cop, and fast food chains losing staff to Applebee's.

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43 min
May 09, 2024 Ep. 185 - The Fall of the 6
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about last week's great hiphop beef - the Drake vs Kendrick fiasco.
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54 min

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…