The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

September 02, 2024 Bonus EP - Knuck if You Ruck
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about peaking into other worlds, everyone dealing with identity theft, and Oreo's jumping the Shark.

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40 min
August 29, 2024 Ep. 201 - Angry Ants
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Sha's recent trip, meth-laced candy in New Zealand, and more ants are coming for us!

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58 min
August 22, 2024 Ep. 200 - Homeboys in Outer Space
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about astronauts stuck in space for months, and a couple charging $300 for guest to come to their wedding

On the road - No bonus episode next week.

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38 min
August 15, 2024 Ep. 199 - Olympic Wrap Up
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of the Olympics, give props to Peacock, and Drake's 100 gigs.
On the road - No bonus episodes the next 2 weeks.

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57 min
August 12, 2024 Bonus EP - Ghost Pepper Pain
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of Mercury in Retrograde, spicy chips hospitalizes children in Japan, and exploding soda cans due to summer heat.

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40 min
August 08, 2024 Ep. 198 - Boar's Head Forever
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Kamala's running mate, Jon Voight getting out of pocket, and standing by Boar's Head.
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55 min
August 05, 2024 Bonus EP - Olympic Pennies
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about what Olympic games they've been watching, and Celine Dion

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37 min
August 01, 2024 Ep. 197 - The World Changed
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the presidential drop out, Florida vacations and sneakers.
No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday!
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

55 min
July 25, 2024 Ep. 196 - Hippo Hops
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their differing views on the new Common and Pete Rock project, airborne hippos, and the slowing of the Earth's core.
No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday!
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Twitter:
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

38 min
July 18, 2024 Ep. 195 - Crocodile Floods
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a flood in a Mexican city leads to 200 crocodiles running around, the new iOS 18 updates, and the mystery of a wallaby!

No Bonus this week! See Yalll next Thursday!
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Instagram:
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Twitter:
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

46 min

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…