The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By Gastor Almonte and Shalewa SharpeComedy

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

November 18, 2024 Bonus EP - Old Cake
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Olympic horses winning military medals, cops eating samosas, and 77 year old cake.
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42 min
November 14, 2024 Ep. 212 - Ninjitsu
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the comfort that comes from terrible ninja movies, Trumps first office appointments, and 43 Monkeys on the run.
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1 hr 7 min
November 11, 2024 Bonus EP - Feeling Blue
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Weezer Blue, Michelin star ice cream, and the most beautiful bat in the world.

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44 min
November 07, 2024 Ep. 211 - The Day After
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the election, shady ambulance practices and Elon buying votes.
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1 hr 5 min
November 04, 2024 Bonus EP - The Manual
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to get rid of dead horses in Wyoming, and donating organs while still alive.

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40 min
October 31, 2024 Ep. 210 - $5 Deals
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about racist vacuums, the $47 Thanksgiving meal at Aldis, and how to save money on magazines.
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1 hr 8 min
October 24, 2024 Ep. 209 - Pumpkin Season
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Giant Pumpkin contest and African wildcats being found in Chicago
No Bonus Episodes next week. See you next Thursday!
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

38 min
October 17, 2024 Ep. 208 - Yak for All
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Sha's ankle recovery, a spoiled kid using AI on his school paper, and how to gather 800 parots.
No Bonus Episodes the next 2 weeks. See you next Thursday!
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

1 hr 6 min
October 14, 2024 Bonus EP - Afterparty
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC trying birth control on rats, how deep racoons roll, and the monster that is Kevin O'leary.

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

39 min
October 10, 2024 Ep. 207 - Happy 4 U
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hitting 4 years on the pod, chubby bears, Mcdonald's finally makes the right decision, and the new cost to dream Mega.
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

1 hr 9 min

About The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…