The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By Gastor Almonte and Shalewa SharpeComedy

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

February 10, 2025 Bonus EP - Eggs MP
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about signs of high cholesterol showing in a person's hands, mice eating through trash cans, and Sha surprises Gastor with the latest on egg pricing!

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42 min
February 06, 2025 Ep. 222 - Award Focused
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Grammys, the Grammys and the Grammys.
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59 min
February 03, 2025 Bonus EP - Trash Drones
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC sanitation using drones to catch new rule violators, Japan to update its reptile delivery services, a the newest lamest Guiness World Record that Gastor wants to break.

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38 min
January 30, 2025 Ep. 221 - Core Memories
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about bad news for bacon lovers, how to control your problem gambling, and what to do when you witness someone's defining moment.
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56 min
January 27, 2025 Bonus EP - All about the Chicken
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Progresso Soup Candy and the world's longest tenured KFC employee.

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34 min
January 23, 2025 Ep. 220 - Minesweeper
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Walgreens CEO stating the obvious, Jetblue and Venmo collabing, and why you shouldn't play with the Teamsters.
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1 hr 6 min
January 20, 2025 Bonus EP - Other Obligations
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Michelle Obama skipping out on inauguration, Spain pushing back on Air B&B, and the white elephant lotto winner.

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55 min
January 16, 2025 Ep. 219 - Pay that man his money
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about avoiding new social medias, overdue money owed to gig retail workers, and more big spiders!
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1 hr 6 min
January 13, 2025 Bonus EP - Good Vibes
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's happy thoughts, Disney losing a wage lawsuit, and overdue tips finally being paid out to Drizly drivers.

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43 min
January 09, 2025 Ep. 218 - We're Back!
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their feelings towards the new year, why people are turning down promotions, and why personality descriptions should be removed from performance reviews.
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1 hr 6 min

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…