The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about dreaming of commiting soft-crimes, performing with animals, and which animals can and can't be had as pets in NYC

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's redone floors, Trump hiding changes by doing the most, and dropping too many shards of metal on the streets.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about OnlyFans models getting too loose in the hotel, Shein and Temu making sure we know who to blame for the price hikes, and Trump decides to do some redecorating.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Capybaras, lonely man in Michigan, and not wanting to be grouped in with other celebs.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Surgeon sharing pictures from inside the operating room, transporting penguins in a cardboard box, and how many space heaters before your home doubles as a growhouse?

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about missing lime Skittles, the biggest Monopoly game ever, and hate watching a show with family.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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@WarReportPod

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@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

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@GastorAlmonte

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about finding your real parents at 70, the shrinking art world economy, and the investigation into the pricing practices of Big Egg.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mercury leaving a little late Retrograde gift for Gastor's computer, Trump's constantly updating tariff news, flies getting tipsy.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠

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@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about enjoying your journey, Christopher Nolan films, and the state of our mental health.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠

Follow The Team:

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@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

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@GastorAlmonte

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the passing of Val Kilmer, the IRS collecting less tax revenue, and why you should always believe children.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

patreon.com/WarReportPod

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions