The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more states banning the purchase of soda with SNAP, a woman running a laptop farm for North Korea, and the use of Noah Baumbach's Marriage Story to scare off wolves.

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Fontayne Woods

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Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

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Stephanie Gayle

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their recent time away, AI destroying work, and the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese.

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Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about France racing pigeons, the passing of a fast food icon, and using ChatGPT to read the tea leaves.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

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Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Astronomer CEO, a bull named Sauce Boss, and the price to buy Fyre Festival.

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For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

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P.S. Tickets to see Dulce Sloan and Shalewa Sharpe in Atlanta GA https://laughingskulllounge.com/series/dulce-sloan/#tickets

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Uno-themed casinos, celebraties using services to scrub social media of fake profiles, and Denmark fighting back against AI deepfakes.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the top 10 most walkable cities in the US.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

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@GastorAlmonte

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about staying hydrated, accidentally poisoning an entire class of children, and an overflow of urine samples.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

Follow The Team:

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about reviewing a black-owned buisness that you hear about on Yelp, and the pivot that Chuck E Cheese should make.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

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Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a crypto robbery, bears breaking out for a snack, and the fall of a super market stapple.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Follow The Team:

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Diddy getting away with it, dogs are now legally members of the family, and how many kids think chicken nuggets are vegatables.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

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