The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about leggins being out with gen-z, and robots having babies for us.

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Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

David Collins

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about tarrifs, Swift/Kelce engagement, and cheap billionaire gifts.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

David Collins

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about early days of driving, and a major shrimp recall.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

David Collins

Follow The Team:

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's vocal chords, Shalewa's favorite article headlines, and the slowest search for a phone - ever!

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

David Collins

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about getting into youthful hobbies in your midlife, influencers using charity as a cover, and a small town that has a dog as its best detective.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

David Collins

Follow The Team:

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@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

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@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to escape a French prison, an alternative option for unwanted pets, and the unexpected cost of having a bat fly into your mouth.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

David Collins

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more states banning the purchase of soda with SNAP, a woman running a laptop farm for North Korea, and the use of Noah Baumbach's Marriage Story to scare off wolves.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

Follow The Team:

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@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

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@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their recent time away, AI destroying work, and the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

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@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about France racing pigeons, the passing of a fast food icon, and using ChatGPT to read the tea leaves.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

Follow The Team:

Instagram

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Astronomer CEO, a bull named Sauce Boss, and the price to buy Fyre Festival.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Honeybee

Instagram:

@WarReportPod

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

P.S. Tickets to see Dulce Sloan and Shalewa Sharpe in Atlanta GA https://laughingskulllounge.com/series/dulce-sloan/#tickets