The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the election results!

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about scientist discovering we can breathe through our backside, mosquitos arriving in Iceland and a novel approach to finding a marraige partner.

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Crystall Schmidt

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Askew

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Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

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David Collins

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about gambling rings, the return of Verzuz, and the hate from the internet connection.

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Fontayne Woods

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Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

David Collins

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how many gummies are too many gummies and wild bears visisting their friends.

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Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Monica & Brandy's tour, the obligations of a headliner, and they debate over how many songs you need to be a headliner.

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about thongs that come with pubes, the longest name ever and what it's like to live on an island with the biggest cat population.

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Fontayne Woods

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Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

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Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of MTV, ugly Nike dress shoes, and how to steal 10,000 gallons of fuel.

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SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about LED lights confusing the birds, getting arrested for borrowing a motorized cart from Publix, and why it's no longer respected when you come to work sick.

PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Fontayne Woods

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Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

David Collins

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about completing 5 years of podding, buying $500k in stolen sneakers, and how the most talented paintings are done in a courtroom.

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SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

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Stylenosh

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