The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a town filled with donkeys, eating AI art, fighting SAD.

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Fontayne Woods

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Crystall Schmidt

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Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

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UncleJoe

Stylenosh

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Marcus

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about killer elephants, bears finding comfort under your home, and Disney workers going above and beyond.

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

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Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

Jennifer PedersenMarcus

Sarah Piard

Ana Mathamba

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about lawsuits over the McRib, getting hurt at an Outback Steakhouse bathroom, and ranking the cleanest airline water.

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Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

Jennifer PedersenMarcus

Sarah Piard

Ana Mathamba

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drinking nitrogen cocktails, changes in the porta potty business, and dealing with the constant smell of doughnuts.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

Jennifer Pedersen

Marcus

Sarah Piard

Ana Mathamba

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans for 2026, dressing as your mother to collect her pension, and the struggles of Waymo.

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For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

Jennifer PedersenMarcus

Sarah Piard

Ana Mathamba

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of traditional mail service in Denmark, giving birth in a Waymo, and how many proposals is too many proposals.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

Jennifer Pedersen

Marcus

Sarah Piard

Ana Mathamba

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ending poverty, Dracula themed park and punchin Jake Paul in the face.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

Jennifer PedersenMarcus

Sarah Piard

Ana Mathamba

Instagram:

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@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about claiming pets as dependents, the most Google'd sex questions of the year and Pantone picking a bland color of the year.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

Jennifer Pedersen

Marcus

Sarah Piard

Ana Mathamba

Follow The Team:

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about oversized holiday decorations, 92-year-old gamers, and poorly named female medicine.

PATREON LAUNCH!

For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

Jennifer PedersenMarcus

Sarah Piard

Ana Mathamba

Instagram:

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@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

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@GastorAlmonte

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In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a politician overcoming a less-than-ideal name, a tv producer inspired by her day job to commit crime, and a drone deliverying a nice dinner to some inmates.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!

Tanya Weiman

Fontayne Woods

Mark Orellana

Crystall Schmidt

B. Emmerich

Charlene Bank

Askew

Charlatan the Fraud

Cynthia Pong

Ken Mogul

SayDatAgain SayDatAgain

LaKai Dill

Stephanie Gayle

UncleJoe

Stylenosh

Cato from Stono

Jennifer Pedersen

Marcus

Sarah Piard

Ana Mathamba

Follow The Team:

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@SilkyJumbo

@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions