The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By Gastor Almonte and Shalewa SharpeComedy

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

March 02 Bonus EP - Cold Cuts and Take Out
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Trader Joe's recall, undercover police at the Lunar New Year's parade, and how many loose pigs are there in Alabama.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

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44 min
February 26 Ep. 274 - IMDB or Death
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about levels of friendship, midevil Yankee fitted, and tv show fans battle on the internet.

PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠

Instagram:
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@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:
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@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

1 hr 17 min
February 23 Bonus EP - Snake skin
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about llama crews solving crimes, pickleball wars, and when its the right time to turn into a snake.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠

Follow The Team:
Instagram
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

41 min
February 19 Ep. 273 - No Latex in Italy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sad horses, Area 51, and the lack of condoms at the Olympics.

PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠

Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

1 hr 1 min
February 16 Bonus EP - Kick Rocks Kid Rock
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Kid Rock's canceled tour and Waymo being controlled by workers in other countries.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠

Follow The Team:
Instagram
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

43 min
February 12 Ep. 272 - A.I. Gastor
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bad Bunny halftime show and the alternative, Sysco paying out it's truck drivers, and the unimpressive power of Grok.

PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share

Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

1 hr 10 min
February 09 Bonus EP - Turkeys Gone Wild
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more killer elephants, new rules at Cracker Barrel corporate, and wild turkeys attacking post office workers.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share

Follow The Team:
Instagram
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

42 min
February 05 Ep. 271 - What Were We Talking About?
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sock technology, the Grammys, and the halftime show

PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

56 min
February 02 Bonus EP - Magic Moment
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum dedicated to personal failures, a rescue mission needed for pet rats and break up between Rhode Island and Mr. Potato Head.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Follow The Team:
Instagram
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
40 min
January 29 Ep. 270 - Snow Storm Fly
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the east coast snow storm clean up job, loose lions, and corrupt DEA agents get caught helping childhood friends.

PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Instagram:
@WarReportPod
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte
Twitter:
@SilkyJumbo
@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

39 min

About The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…