The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

May 14 Ep. 285 - Neti or Not
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Billionaire racial slurs, 28 year-old's in high school and boiling water.

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Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

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56 min
May 11 Bonus EP - Persnickety Pod
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fun word origins, pig part transplants and the difference between $9 and $10 coffee.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

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37 min
May 07 EP. 284 - The Met Gala
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about The Met Gala and nothing else.
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

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1 hr 10 min
May 04 Bonus EP - Entroducing
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the a dog following its heart, dead husband holograms, and 30th anniversary albums
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

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38 min
May 01 Ep. 283 - Venmo America
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about toys returning to cereal boxes, Delaware Marathon ending, and the government accepting donations.

PATREON LAUNCH!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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59 min
April 27 Bonus EP - 5'6 or 5'7
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the oldest jar of jam they'd try, and the tarnishing of a bear's name in an insurance fraud scheme.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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49 min
April 23 Ep. 282 - Wedding Shorts
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about newly Albanian former mayor Eric Adams, a tasty Lego scam hits Target, and a collection of live concerts hits the internet.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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1 hr 7 min
April 20 Bonus EP - 90 Years Young
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return to original recipe Reese, Robots crashing into bus shelters and record dead hang for a 90 year old!

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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46 min
April 16 Ep. 281 - Pull Your Snake Out
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Costa Rican snakes, long term hospital stays and the passing of a surfing legend.

PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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57 min
April 13 Bonus EP - Stealthy Sha
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about chewing on nails in your ice cream, being let down by the latest new burger craze, and how stealth is Shalewa.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow The Team:
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43 min

About The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…