The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

By Gastor Almonte and Shalewa SharpeComedy

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

April 09 Ep. 280 - Ground Bound Plane
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about flying busses, when are nicknames at work okay, and fighting centipedes.

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

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1 hr 3 min
April 06 Bonus EP - Tough Love Helps
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shrinking PopTarts, Taco Bell leaning into self care, and protein heavy cereal going too far.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

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44 min
April 02 Ep. 279 - Heaven sent mistakes
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the ending of the Metaverse, Afroman's victory in court and LaRussell's social media vacation.

Recorded at FourB Studios

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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

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50 min
March 26 Ep. 278 - Boy Bowls
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Pokemon Go being used against us, meals for men on the go, and being left on an MRI table for 6 hours.

PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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51 min
March 23 Bonus EP - Banksy vs. Bansky
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the man behind Banksy, Google AI glasses capturing too much of your private life, and how to smuggle 2000 ants.

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow The Team:
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

51 min
March 19 Ep. 277 - Black Jack
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Oscars, the cancelation of Magic City night, and the Black Jack Harlow.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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@GastorAlmonte

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

1 hr 19 min
March 16 Bonus EP - Lady Luck
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target trying to come back into our homes, Racoon burglars and a woman who won $50k lottery a year after winning it before!

PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

42 min
March 12 Ep. 276 - Teacups to Breakups
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teacup pigs growing up, camel beauty contest drauma, and Sunday recording sessions.

PATREON LAUNCH!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

1 hr 1 min
March 09 Bonus EP - Big Momma's Lotto Algo
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squirrels taking down the internet, traveling toucans, and Lotto system pays off in Ohio.
PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
Crystall Schmidt
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer Pedersen
Marcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠⁠

Follow The Team:
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Twitter:
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Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

36 min
March 05 Ep. 275 - Squeaky Show Trauma
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squeaky sneakers, tipsy school lunches, and the legend of Magic City.

PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
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Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life.

Shouts to the Correspondents!
Tanya Weiman
Fontayne Woods
Mark Orellana
B. Emmerich
Charlene Bank
Askew
Charlatan the Fraud
Cynthia Pong
Ken Mogul
SayDatAgain SayDatAgain
LaKai Dill
Stephanie Gayle
UncleJoe
Stylenosh
Cato from Stono
Jennifer PedersenMarcus
Sarah Piard
Ana Mathamba

Looking to further support? Help our data storage/archiving needs here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/23X55OW4CFU8Y?ref_=wl_share⁠⁠⁠

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@GastorAlmonte

Twitter:
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@GastorAlmonte

Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions

1 hr 5 min

About The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…