The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa deal with being snowed in as part of the blizzard that hit the Northeast. Together they discuss Trump's plan to fight his impeachment, the GOP's counter to Biden's Relief plan, and "Real New Yorker" Andrew Yang getting covid-19.

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the iPhone 12 interfering with pacemakers, Trey Songz beating up cops, and the sad case of the Secret Service workers who get stuck guarding Eric Trump. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy 

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the monkey worker's union, the incredibly slow rising minimum wage, and Joe Biden's first phone call with Vladimir Putin. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about TIm Cook shutting down Parlor, Azealia Banks boiling cats, and the awesome members of Bills Mafia.

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In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the transition of power between Trump and Biden, Trump's presidential pardons (Shouts to Lil Wayne!) and a recent discovery that might reveal how dinosaurs had sex.

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Cole apologizing to Kanye, Alabama's championship celebrations gone wild, and the madness that is "Soho Karen."

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In today's episode, Shalewa enjoys life with a new Brita filter and Gastor discusses his brief career as an alcohol distiller. Together they talk about Trumps impeachment, Ireland's growing covid-19 numbers, and how Crocs have gone from "ugly shoe" to "pandemic business success."

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the potential early release of Bobby Shmurda, the disturbing twitter hole of Bean Dad, and the dangers of eating at Justin's.

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Note* Today's episode, like all episodes, was recorded on the Tuesday prior to the release. Before all of the... everything. 

In today's episode, Shalewa jacks renames office supplies and Gastor has to explain to his son what is zoom appropriate attire. They also discuss the end of Adobe Flash, the return of the OG Batman Michael Keaton,  and the decision by American Airlines to stop allowing emotional support animals.

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In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about your upcoming stimulus checks, Young Thug's lack of knowledge of Jay-Z and Andre 3000's discography and wonder if Hilaria Baldwin's 10 year performance as a Spanish women should be commended. 

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