The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe episodes

November 26, 2020 Ep. 008 - Lil Wayne deserves a presidential Pardon!
In today's episode, Shalewa goes off on Sherwin-Williams, while Gastor invites 3 people, and only 3 people, to Thanksgiving. Together, they discuss the likelihood of a Donald Trump issuing a pardon of Lil Wayne.

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1 hr 3 min
November 23, 2020 Bonus Ep - Don't name your son Scooter
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Michelle Obama calling out the Trumps on their nonsense, and why you should never date a guy named Scooter.

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42 min
November 19, 2020 Ep. 007 - Benny the Butcher vs McDreamy
In today's episode, Shalewa is in a better place now that Mercury is no longer in retrograde, and Gastor is learning what that means. Together, they discuss Chris Brown's future in the OnlyFans market, Costco's business practices, and wonder how Blue Ivy Carter has a better agent then they do.

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1 hr 13 min
November 16, 2020 Bonus Ep - Party In the US of A
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor look at the Music Charts and see what songs have become hits in the aftermath of the election.

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20 min
November 12, 2020 Ep. 006 - What's more expensive: a Travis Scott verse or a Travis Scott doll?
In today's episode, Shalewa deals with her passive-aggressive cat while Gastor bonds with Shalewa because they both came from "No-pets" households. The duo talk about Ben Carson's sickness, life after Trump's presidency, and paying $55,000 for a McDonalds' toy.

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1 hr 1 min
November 09, 2020 Bonus EP - We're still here.
*Bonus content was recorded during election day, during uncertain times.

In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor find out who Antonio Brown is bunking with, and who the "Karen's" of the country voted for.

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37 min
November 05, 2020 Ep. 005 - Is the World Over?
In today's episode, Shalewa fights off the last effects of Mercury in Retrograde while Gastor learns Maine's 2-letter abbreviation. The duo also discuss the Lil Wayne choosing Trump over Love, and find a new way to compare Obama to JayZ

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1 hr 1 min
November 02, 2020 Bonus EP - Kanye for President!
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor consider buying property in Sicily for dollar, and discuss the "probable" (ed. - Gastor's words only) Kanye West presidency.

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30 min
October 29, 2020 Ep. 004 - Guess The President's Password
In today's episode, Shalewa manages her procrastination while Gastor discusses password security. The duo also discuss the lucrative world of podcasting according to Billy McFarland of Fyre Fest fame.

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52 min
October 26, 2020 Bonus Ep - No new friends named Cap
In today's bonus episode, Shalewa isn't curious about how T.I.'s friend urinated on Drake, and Gastor think's he could have gotten Kanye elected.

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37 min

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The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop…