Valiant Thor (allegedly) came to Earth to help us out, but the dang government (allegedly) wouldn't let him. We're finally diving into the wild, wild story that is Valiant Thor and Stranger at the Pentagon. 

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Kryptos is a sculpture by Jim Sanborn that was installed on the CIA's campus in 1990. The sculpture contains a four-part, encrypted riddle. So far, three of the four parts have been deciphered, but the last section remains unsolved. We sure aren't gonna solve it, but it's fun to talk about! 

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Got too many Prince records stacked up in the basement? An alien with very specific atmospheric needs? Maybe some Harry and the Hendersons outtakes? Iron Mountain has you covered! 

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Who you pointing at skeleton? Sometimes it rains fish, sometimes it rains money, sometimes it’s three inches of frogs deep in the streets.

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On February 8 1983, Shergar, a beloved Irish racehorse worth over $15 million, was kidnapped by a group of men armed with machine guns. After failed attempts to collect a ransom, the horsnappers said the horse had an accident and died. Shergar was never seen again. 

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Rob Kristoffersen's in the house to share a story about telepathic floating brain aliens. Spencer tries to push every button on the soundboard. 

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Spencer found the strangest cryptids he could and Ryan's trying to guess what they are based solely on their names. 

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On October 4th, 2001, Amy Rylance was taken from her home by a beam of rectangular light shot through an open window.. Three hours later, she showed up about 500 miles away. She, her husband, and her friend who witnessed the event believe she was taken by aliens.

We also play some voicemails about Taco Bell, start an ad agency, and discuss 2000s sitcoms. 

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Read the full UFO casebook report on Amy Rylance's alleged abduction written by Bill Chalker and Diane Harrison.

Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey seems like a dang neat show, so why can't we watch it? The 2010 animated film starring Chris Pine, Amanda Peet, Jason Alexander, William Shatner, James Earl Jones, Samuel L. Jackson, Mark Hamill, and Neil Armstrong was only shown at The Kentucky Science Center for six months before being lost to time. All we have is this trailer. 

Outro music by Lydia Liza, Big Cats, and Nelson Devereaux. 

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Our friends Max Selim and Nick Mestad launched a new podcast called The Oscar Went To, and we stopped by to talk Harry Potter. 

We discussed the movies, books, video games, and inevitable remakes, as well as the merits of public vs. private wizard school. 

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