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I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but we like dumb questions with our breakfast toast. This week, we're trying to find the origin of rap's silliest cliche. 

Hot Topics: You look like a garden today, how do plants work?, Scooby Doo, how to eat a banana, 15-minute songs, is lime a color?, the plowingest guy in the U.S.A., I'm 13 and it's my birthday, and much more. 

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Rob Kristofferson of Our Strange Skies is back with another episode of Uncle Rob's Alien Story Time. This time, he's presenting his unified theory of breakfast foods and UFOs. 

We're answering some questions from y'all! 

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Bigfeet, UFOs, fudgepuckies, satanic rituals, murder, thunderbirds, demons, and all kinds of wild crap! It's the Bridgewater triangle!

Hot Topics: fudgepuckies, Longfellow rhombus, Ryan's kitchen, just take your ass home Bill, special skull powers, mystery emu on the lam, wicked loud kid, flying sporting goods, and much more. 

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Rob Kristofferson of Our Strange Skies is back with another episode of Uncle Rob's Alien Story Time. We've got an update on the Herbert Hopkins men in black story we covered on this week's free episode, and another wild ass encounter from Maine.

Enjoy! 

1970s Maine was crazy! UFOs, Men in Black, alien abductions - they had it all! 

Hot Topics: mustache man, bread and pushups, apparating weirdos, don't let drunks in your house, how do buttons work?, Yaris or Windstar?, is this conversation?, and much more. 

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It's rainin mafuckas! We're talking about all kinds of flying humanoids. Chicago Mothman, Owl Man, Attack Man, Shapeshifter Man, 10ft Demon Not A Man, and many others. 

Hot Topics: Audible Shimmy, behavior: screaming, let's spend the first 20 minutes arguing about some dumb shit, knowing what birds are about, Buzz Lightyear, shit face or mothman face? 

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On September 4, 1964, Donald Shrum went on a hunting trip with some work buddies. He ended up spending a night in a tree fending off robots from outer space with fire and a pocket full of change. 

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