We’re back! No long weekend can disrupt the righteous, oddball fury of The Whiparound! This week, it’s Shaun and the Ills, loading shovelfuls of the bizarre into your fiery news-maw. LITERALLY. Get ready for this, Citizens: Shaun updates everyone on the latest on the INCREASINGLY steamy crossbow murders of Germany before launching into a new piece focusing on air compressor arse attacks in India! Next, Phil might have discovered the next big thing in crime books for kids, as he exposes a dumb-dumb felon’s terrible, horrible, very effed day! And finally, Jill has the scoop on the rise of human composting in the good ol’ US of A: AND SHE BROUGHT A NEW GAME: behold the Build-a-DEATH Workshop!
BUT FIRST!!
Jill starts the whole shebang with not one, not two, but THREE Here’s the Thing topics in a fast, furious, frowny-faced kvetch session for the ages!
AND! In Three for the Road, Shaun’s sad that a certain subway supervillain got snagged, Jill’s distracted by cute animals and buildings disguised as droids, Phil flirts with some human-alien hybrid hooey, and GOBS more!
Stop! In the name of weird news, before you break your own heart…it’s the WHIPAROUND!
LINKS:
Soil to soil? Washington is the first state to legalize composting bodies
Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself
Space aliens are breeding with humans, university instructor says. Scientists say otherwise.
Want to help the vaccine hesitant become pro-vaccine? Have them meet someone with a vaccine-preventable disease
Firefighters in Austria rescue hefty hedgehog wedged in gate
Cheese wheel thieves strike a 3rd time at Burlington grocery store
This Epic R2-D2 Observatory is Totally the Droid We've Been Looking For
Woody Harrelson photo used in investigation into lookalike beer thief
Man Suffers “Rectal Blowout” When Friends Put the Nozzle of Air Compressor Up His Bum and Inflate It… as a PRANK
Florida man arrested for playing basketball naked. He told cops he had a good reason
Police Say They Have 'Subway Brake Bandit,' Who Stopped Trains Without Reason
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