This American Dice

The Nuclear Football has been stolen by agents of the People’s Republic of Canada!

Can the Bear Bots stop the evil machinations of President/Prime Minister Alanis Morresette and Dave Coulier.

And how will the mechanics of Austin’s Honey Heist Hack go?

The conflict known as Vietnam II has left the United States on the brink of collapse.

Crime, lack of resources, uncut lawns, and less than impressive pornography plague the nation.

President Gweneth Paltrow has enlisted the help of Professor Ursa to create a new force to meet the needs of the country. Looking at what he had lying around the laboratory, he created…

The Bear Bots!

This team of cyborg bears is all that stands between renewal and ruin.

And it won't cost too much money.

Bear Bots!

Bear Bots is a hack of Honey Heist, the 2017 game by Grant Howitt

Bear Bots features the voices of

Austin as your Game Master

David as Tepid Bear

Carl as Lazy Bear

Dave as Rumbly Bear

Artwork by Blair and to a lesser degree Austin

Once a small and thriving community, Orlane has become a maze of locked doors and frightened faces. Strangers are shunned, trade has withered. Rumors flourish, growing wilder with each retelling. Terrified peasants flee their homes, abandoning their farms with no explanation. Others simply disappear. .

No one seems to know the cause of the decay -- why are there no clues? Who skulks through the twisted shadows of the night? Who or what is behind the doom that has overtaken the village of Orlane?

The conflict known as Vietnam II has left the United States on the brink of collapse.

Crime, lack of resources, uncut lawns, and less than impressive pornography plague the nation.

President Gweneth Paltrow has enlisted the help of Professor Ursa to create a new force to meet the needs of the country. Looking at what he had lying around the laboratory, he created…

The Bear Bots!

This team of cyborg bears is all that stands between renewal and ruin.

And it won't cost too much money.

Bear Bots!

Bear Bots is a hack of Honey Heist, the 2017 game by Grant Howitt

Bear Bots features the voices of

Austin as your Game Master

David as Tepid Bear

Carl as Lazy Bear

Dave as Rumbly Bear

Artwork by Blair and to a lesser degree Austin

Introducing a (mostly) brand new group of ill-fated adventurers….

Last time, ghosts from the past urged our unlikely heroes to fight against a fallen priest, Lareth the Beautiful, to stop the completion of a profane ritual. Unbeknownst to them, Lareth’s defeat, served as the last sacrifice that awakened an ancient Elemental Evil.

After finding a crystal that transformed one of them into a flower-based Sailor Moon-esque magical girl, our adventurers are seeking out the other elemental crystal keys they need to solve the mystery of the dungeon and pass their final exam.

In this finale, earning an A will make them offical adventurers but an F will prove fatal.

Cast:

David as our Game Master

Lauren as Willow

Ben as Shadow

Blair as Dandelion

Austin as Zane

Music for this episode includes:

Ghost Chase Thriller by Sir Cubworth

Glacier Bells by Daniel Birch

Battle of Kings by Per Kiilstofte

Arround the Village by Lobo Loco

A Dangerous Location by Ron Ernest

Quest is a game by T. C. Sottek

As part of their final exam, four young students at Dungeon and Drexel Adventuring Academy head into a dungeon to find its treasures, solve its mysteries, and hopefully get a passing grade.

Oh, yeah…if they can survive.

Cast

David as our Game Master

Lauren as Willow

Ben as Shadow

Blair as Dandelion

Austin as Zane

Music

Ghost Chase Thriller by Sir Cubworth

Quest is a game by T. C. Sottek