This Podcast Will Make You Sleep

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This Podcast Will Make You Sleep episodes

March 20, 2022 Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate.
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: "Greetings Mortal, I am Hera, Queen of the Gods!" the floating woman said. You look to your flustered genie asking "Is she…". She replies, looking embarrassed "Yes Master. She is apparently your soulmate."

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33 min
March 13, 2022 The Robot Apocalypse came
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
The Robot Apocalypse came. Cities are empty, you stayed since you're almost out of insulin and will die soon anyway. The robots find you and while processing you one of them sees your insulin pump and asks if you want to apply for dual citizenship, since the pump technically makes you a cyborg. Just when you thought you were no longer a person, you get a message that shows you are "alien". While waiting for your insulin, you decide to return to your original home.

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33 min
March 06, 2022 Medusa befriends a blind princess after she accidentally wanders into her cave
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Medusa befriends a blind princess after she accidentally wanders into her cave. Unfortunately for the princess’ suitors, Medusa has now developed a crush and doesn’t take well to competition. She now is the only princess in the suit!

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33 min
February 27, 2022 You’re immortal
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You’re immortal. The only problem is, you’ve lived so long humanity died out and a new intelligent species evolved. Now you’re forced to live in the forest as a cryptid.

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33 min
February 20, 2022 There is nothing unusual about a man in a business suit carrying a briefcase, rushing off to work
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
There is nothing unusual about a man in a business suit carrying a briefcase, rushing off to work. But since he just quickly passed you as you are climbing up Mount Everest in full winter gear, you have questions.

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33 min
February 13, 2022 The dragon has kidnapped the princess
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
The dragon has kidnapped the princess... again. And the knight is off to rescue her... again. That is what people think is going on. In reality, the three of them are great friends just looking for an excuse to hang out together. As she gets more and more anxious to know who will take her instead, he seems to realize why she wants to stay behind: she's trying to protect him from another vampire. As soon as she hears this, she runs away from him, almost dying from the cold. For her sake, she decides to meet another one of the knights, and meet him before his death.

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33 min
February 06, 2022 You are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. In a dying universe, you are now in your spaceship looking for some wood, before it is too late. The only way to save it is to make sure your spaceship is built from the ground up, even though this entails going through multiple life points. The "Life Points" you receive to make the life you need is randomly allocated to you. There are six Life Points (one through the chest of your boat) and 10 of each of three types. Each Life Stake will allow you to buy two different life points to live by. For each of life points, you will need 20 different basic items to carry your life points.

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33 min
January 30, 2022 The hero has been defeated, the Dark Lord reigns
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
The hero has been defeated, the Dark Lord reigns. It seems like nobody can stop him, but then he surprises everyone by actually being a good leader, or at least better then the warring kings that used to rule this land. He's even funding science, if only because he wants to conquer the moon.

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33 min
January 23, 2022 Due to a clerical error, the hero is sent with the wisest thief, the fastest wizard, the smartest warrior, and the strongest preist
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Due to a clerical error, the hero is sent with the wisest thief, the fastest wizard, the smartest warrior, and the strongest preist. He is, of course, a skilled wizard, but when one of these latter men dies, it is not without his assistance and his wrath, yet he is known as a hero, and he is said to be wise, with a fine speech and a firm mind. He has the courage, the wealth and the will of a rich man, and will go where his conscience calls. But when his brother dies, the coward, knowing that his fate may be sealed, comes and takes the wizard, and then makes a good bargain with the coward for five thousand pounds, and leaves.

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33 min
January 16, 2022 Alien travelers stopped at Earth to refuel and consult humans in exchange
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Alien travelers stopped at Earth to refuel and consult humans in exchange. An allien consulting an astronomer finds a picture of a black hole on her computer. "Oh, you also scare your children with this tale haha". "No, it's a recent photo" she replies. Alien is visibly freaking out. "Hmmm� you know that story about the "ghost beings" who created our universe?" he asks. Then, a huge, red-faced figure that looks like a UFO appears, and looks as if it's trying to pick up some sort of data base. "It certainly seems to be, but we don't know what it might be." she responds with some humor, then shakes her head. "Well, maybe someone must have found something interesting that could allow us to read it. What better, a scientific breakthrough that we humans would be interested in?" "Perhaps the best that could be done?"

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32 min

About This Podcast Will Make You Sleep

From the publisher's feed

Need some soothing voice and music to get you to bed? These nonsense stories have nonsensical plots designed to get you drifting off to sleep in no time (without you investing in the "story").