This Podcast Will Make You Sleep

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This Podcast Will Make You Sleep episodes

January 09, 2022 You are an immortal poet, and every so often you have to change your penname and writing style just a bit to avoid suspicion
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are an immortal poet, and every so often you have to change your penname and writing style just a bit to avoid suspicion. At a book signing, a fan brings up a book for your signature, but it's a piece you wrote 1400 years ago under a different name. I find myself wanting to change these things, so I'm glad you want to make your signature a permanent one, and keep all your work on your wall. For the third year, I have been telling a story about this one book of mine. I'll give it a listen at the start of this post.

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32 min
January 02, 2022 You are a B-list superhero on the verge of losing your job
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are a B-list superhero on the verge of losing your job. During a battle with a villain, you accidentally end up killing one of the most prolific superheros of your time. That's when you realize that with your niché power that was useless as a hero, you could be an A-list supervillain.

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32 min
December 26, 2021 The methods in which they kill aren't something you want to see.
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: : Rule of thumb: If you see something on a foreign planet that has all the outward traits of an apex predator, but no obvious and apparent way to kill you - run. The methods in which they kill aren't something you want to see.

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32 min
December 19, 2021 You are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
You are an immortal vampire, who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. In a dying universe, you are now in your spaceship looking for some wood, before it is too late.

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32 min
December 12, 2021 It seemed like a perfect magical deal
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
It seemed like a perfect magical deal. When any child descended from you is born you grow younger by a single year. So you agree, planning on a big family and living to a ripe old age. Years later however you find yourself rapidly growing younger and regret not understanding exponential growth. You are afraid of what happened in your world, and you are convinced it didn't affect you, which is why you ask, "Do it for one lifetime or do it all." Well that is exactly how it works! Here is the result of thinking a little more carefully.

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32 min
December 05, 2021 Turns out, Earth is actually unique in the fact that nearly all of it's natural features, like quicksand, and processes, like earthquakes, can kill you
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
Turns out, Earth is actually unique in the fact that nearly all of it's natural features, like quicksand, and processes, like earthquakes, can kill you. Most other planets dont do that. So when aliens invade, 90% of the fighting is done by Earth. At the same time, even the best warriors in the galaxy are the ones who can deal with the most devastating attacks. That should help to help your cause. This is a pretty fun set up to give your followers.

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32 min
November 28, 2021 Rule of thumb
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: : Rule of thumb: If you see something on a foreign planet that has all the outward traits of an apex predator, but no obvious and apparent way to kill you - run. The methods in which they kill aren't something you want to see. Also, there are certain conditions. On planet 10, the number of planets at the center of the solar system is only 1 billion, and the numbers of bodies outside of the solar system are 0.00000001, so you're in the ballpark of 1,000,000, whereas the number of planets in the radius of the ring is only 1-3 billion - which is roughly equal to the number of solar beings outside of the ring. So the number of worlds at the center of the solar system is 1 billion, or a million planets. On another planet, when you go across a system called "Arisinia", you will only have 10-12 worlds, which is how many planets there are in the habitable zone. On other planets, the number of possible habitable sites is only 1,000, the number of planets on either side of the planet is probably much less. And how many planets are within two light-years, or about 1,000,000,000,000,000? On a very large plane, only about 1.5 million planetes are actually visible, so you don't actually see all the light rays coming out of you, only the light itself. So you can see the outer face of this planetary surface as much, not only as it does the outer surface from that plane of the Solar System, but even from the inner part of the plane as well. And this is where some of the big question is. Why aren't your solar powers available to a wide range of animals, no matter what species they are? And if you have this answer, then the answer has to be the most important thing that we can ask from humanity, what they think must be the right thing for their environment. But that is one of the most important questions. And in my opinion, a lot of this isn't only that: there's a lot of discussion about that. And that should be kept in mind just for a moment - to see if humans have anything to stop the planet from dying off, because we're going to get more heat, which will not only kill off all those animals and the plants, but also the plants, so we can probably get their energy back. It's possible, but it's really unlikely. As far as I can tell I doubt this is an option. So there are huge differences, to some extent, between that of the dinosaurs, which died out just before the Flood, and the new life forms that emerged, and what we're actually seeing on some of the larger scale. That is the first big difference.

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35 min
November 21, 2021 Be not afraid.
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: "Be not afraid." Said the biblically accurate angel as it came down from heaven. But it descended at a science symposium, and instead of the grovelling and cowering it's used to, the scientists flock to it to try and study and question it.

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31 min
November 14, 2021 There's a tiny predator in the human quarters that nobody is allowed to exterminate - under the threat of complete human riot
Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here:
: There's a tiny predator in the human quarters that nobody is allowed to exterminate - under the threat of complete human riot. The humans willingly admit that yes, it DOES sometimes try to attack humans as well, but altogether, they are relaxed by the presence of the "cat". The cat never makes up its mind that humans could ever come into any area under his command after all that he is already "sending them down to hell". Even if it were possible he could only say no. He did not just show mercy. He made the man afraid.

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31 min

About This Podcast Will Make You Sleep

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Need some soothing voice and music to get you to bed? These nonsense stories have nonsensical plots designed to get you drifting off to sleep in no time (without you investing in the "story").