No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until December).

Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.

To round off series whatever it is Isabella feeds surfin' into the bean machine in the hope of crystal clear, effluent-free lukewarm banter. Will the beans turtle roll some ankle slappers? Or will they hang ten on a shubie’s mushburger? Why not tombstone a paddlepuss and find out?

Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod

Definitely a cursed episode this one. No one’s fault. Worth knowing going in though. If you’re brave enough to take the plunge you’ll discover that Rowan had the beans grapple with the Trojan War and you’ll probably say to yourself “That shouldn’t present a problem to the beans although I bet they end up being a bit reductive about calzones” and you’d be right.

Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod

Muriel from Illinois has the beans discuss The Higgs Boson/Particles this week. Listeners might be concerned the beans are entering knowledge-gap territory here but it turns out between them they average 2 ⅔ science GCSEs a piece*.


*grades attained unavailable and what do they mean anyway really???


Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod

Thank goodness one of the beans is a jewel-encrusted member of London’s glitterati because this week’s topic, thanks to Catherine of Bremen, is fashion. What do your chinos say about you? What do you say about your chinos? And what would your chinos say about what you’d said about them if they’d overheard it? All questions the beans are unable to answer for you of course but while you’re working them over why not strike a pose and tune into the lukewarm banter based podcast du jour.

Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod

It’s widely accepted that if Elvis Presley were alive today he would have made a really decent podcaster. Where better then to discuss his life and legacy than on a podcast which, at the time of writing, is ranked as Finland’s 245th most popular sleep aid? Thanks to Dan (presumably of Bremen) for feeding The King into the bean machine.


Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod

The topic of orange is wmg’s gift to the beans this week and you can bet your bottom dollar the beans don’t just squeeze every last drop of chat juice out of it. No siree! They candy the peel, compost the pith and pulverise the pips to extract linoleic acid which could be used in the production of organic varnishes for example (metaphorically).

Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad

Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod

Popo (THE Popo?????) decides the beans ought to discuss pencils this week. Henry manages to crowbar in Andie MacDowell (surprise, surprise), congressional hearings get a mention as do several Roberts and Benjamin shares a top tip for increasing your household acreage without planning permission.



Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad


To buy streaming tickets for our upcoming live shows:

Saturday 16th September 2023, 7pm (UK time) https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29411/29415

Sunday 17th September 2023, 2pm (UK time) https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29666/29667

Sunday 17th September 2023, 4.30pm (UK time) https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29412/29416


Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod

The beans are back and Sean of Exeter has given them the topic of beer, the cheeky old rascal!!!!! As luck would have it the beans just so happen to know one end of a pint from the other cor bloomin’ heck don’t they just the bloody legends so don’t be surprised if the banter isn’t just served lukewarm but has a ruddy lemonade top to boot weh hey!!!

Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and a monthly bonus episode: www.patreon.com/threebeansalad


To buy streaming tickets for our upcoming live shows:

Saturday 16th September 2023, 7pm (UK time) https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29411/29415

Sunday 17th September 2023, 2pm (UK time) https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29666/29667

Sunday 17th September 2023, 4.30pm (UK time) https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29412/29416


Get in touch: [email protected] @beansaladpod

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September).


Join our PATREON at patreon.com/threebeansalad for bonus episodes.


Tickets to stream our upcoming live shows:

Saturday 16th Sept, 7pm: https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29411/29415

Sunday 17th Sept, 2pm https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29666/29667

Sunday 17th Sept, 4.30pm https://shop.kingsplace.co.uk/29412/29416