What happens when a drunk snack turns into a full-blown culinary betrayal? In this chaos-filled episode, the crew dives into the infamous "bed ravioli" incident, debates if Air Marshals are even real, reviews awful movie sequels, discusses fighting zombies with monster dongs, and explores if being a hot girl for a day changes friendship dynamics forever. Sprinkle in tactical porta-potty races and fiery rants about Batman, and you’ve got one hell of a ride.

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We somehow made it to episode 100. Here's to another at least a dozen more!

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What do gorilla battle tactics, haunted campsites, explosive drone warfare, and proper butt-washing techniques have in common? This unhinged episode. Gonna need some milk for this one.

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The one and only Charlie Classic finally graces our podcast and it is exactly what you would expect.Sorry for the crunchy looking camera angle. Equipment went down but we made do

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What starts as a casual chat about joining a cult spirals into a full-blown plan to build a cowboy-themed frontier town—complete with shootouts, saloons, hot girls covered in ranch. This is the unhinged, whiskey-fueled adventure you didn’t know you needed. Welcome to Whispering Spurs… definitely not a cult.

Caleb and JT compare what their experiences flying for the Air Force would be, if they could only get the military to allow it.

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