Tommy's Brownload

The sun is shining for National Sandwich week and while we may have started this podcast moaning and being negative, we all come good by the end! There’s a few toilet issues to discuss too! To stand or not to stand, that is the question!

This one’s full of failures, first aid courses and falling out over the temperature of meaty balls! Sach is back from Dubai to a culture shock in the UK and Kej’s “things we’ve learnt” is enough to put you off … everything in life! #blamekej - Still, at least the suns out! Hit play and enjoy!

Apologies for not giving you your fix of The Brownload last week! We have read all your messages of complaint! You’ll hear the reasons why we missed it in this episode. Plus we’re hailing our new King, Sach is watching from Dubai while Kej is suffering from R.A (hit play to find out what that is!) And I’ve been all over the UK hosting concerts and racing women on the underground.

The alarms are going off! Somethings happening but we don’t know what! We talk about the nationwide Armageddon alarm, the Kings coronation and the ultimate dunk contest: which involves biscuits, not basketballs!

We’re springing into action with talk of Diljit Dosanjh at Coachella, Britains Got Talent and some frustrating contestants on Family Fortunes! Plus Barahmastra is on TV … you might here me mention it once or four times! Find out why when you listen to the podcast and head to our Instagram (@thebrownload) this week to watch the video that “they” didn’t want you to see!

Loved recording this weeks podcast! Lots of chat about food and sweet treats! Never a bad conversation! We even debated which religion has the most sugar based naughtiness to consume in the name of “tradition”! Sach has had a quiet Easter weekend, I’ve been looking after a dog and Kej has got news for anyone who likes to sing in public!

We’re at Kej’s house for this episode of the Brownload! The Gujarati hospitality is on point with more crunchy snacks than a Walkers factory! Last time I was here, I was sozzled! So, today we’re talking about hanging with Sonu Nigam (or not as the case may be!) as well as food, pets in zoom calls and more robot AI stuff (blame Kej!)

We’ve got all the senses covered in this weeks podcast! Alcoholic pasta sauce to taste, smelling other peoples sweat, seeing Bollywood celebs in the UK (if they're actually even here!) and touching - by dancing with older women while listening to inappropriate songs! Only on the Brownload!

How can you get annoyed with Mother’s Day? Sach ain’t got no time for the Instagram people posting pictures of the woman that gave them life! Kej’s supermarket conveyor belt dividers are splitting the nation and I’ve got great news for all the good looking Indians out there! So hit play and let us tickle you in places you’ve never had tickled before!

Gary Lineker is all over the press for his comments and the BBC don’t like it! Funnily enough, we had something to say about all that! Plus Sach has got the low down on a new gadget for your phones which will mean that people can get lippy like never before! And kej wants to know why Desis don’t do cruise ships!