Tommy's Brownload

Happy Holi everyone! So, I’ve been hosting colourful events with lots of “hands on” people! Kej is causing trouble at the Tesco tills and Sach isn’t happy with the levels of customer service at his Dentist! Plus we debate whether couples should order the same two dishes when they’re in restaurants! I have some strong opinions here! What’s the point in ordering two of the same thing? Then you can’t share 50:50 and try something different! Let me know what you think - drop us a DM @thebrownload on Instagram or email [email protected]

Kaiseh ho Brownloaders? We are busting our Hindi in this episode even though none of us have grown up speaking it! It’s all because of a new tv show I’m hosting on Colors! Plus Sach has got issues around the do’s and don’ts at the gym and Kej has got the list of the top ten food on the planet!

We love the old school! This one’s filled with a whole bag of nostalgia! From LL Cool Singh to Opal Fruits! We’re taking it back! But that didn’t stop Kej going on about the future and Chat GPT! Sach is educating us on what we can and can’t say after Roald Dahl books are getting re-edited! If you’re triggered by anything you hear … or you just wanna correct any of us, then email: [email protected]

What a week for live shows! There was Rihanna at the NFL halftime show and the legendary Brits! We’re looking back at them along with the rules around eating in bed! Sach is in Dubai still, I’m at home and Kej stopped the podcast half way thru because someone more important showed up!

Chocolate abroad always tasted a little funky! So while Sach is in Dubai, he was asked to bring some of the good stuff from the UK … and he didn’t want to! Find out why! Plus Kej has all the news about Chat GPT which we tested for it’s desi-ness! The results will blow your mind!

History is being made! There’s a desi drive-thru that’s just opened up which we had to discuss as well as what to do when you get someone mixed up with someone else! Behsti!! Plus there’s supermarket queuing techniques and it turns out, I’ve got the dirtiest shins out of us three! Find out why!

How cold is it? Sach was in for a shock when he returned from his travels to sub zero temperatures! Kej can’t stop running his fingers around my honey pot! And i had an issue with no-show socks at a party! Plus we’re talking about Indian nachos, 93 year olds getting married and dipping your samosas in tea!! Whaaaaat?

Sach has turned into the Gujarati Mary Poppins as he flies kites with strangers in the motherland! Kej has got breaking news from Sony and the release of something called a “Walkman” …. I’m too young to know what that is! 😂 And you’ll be glad to know my hearing is fixed and my back is better after free advice from a caring listener! Plus there’s lots of things to watch and some cracking things we learnt!

While I’m stiffening up in the greatest city in the world (officially!) Sach is loosening up to the ways of Gujarat and Kej is getting “icky icky” (junglist massive!) We’re catching up online whilst Sach is abroad for the next two weeks but as always, there’s essential information to be shared in the things we learnt and the antics of Desi people in Surat!

Welcome to 2023! Something is definitely different about this year! Kej is the positive one and Sach and I have turned into the moaners! We analyse our festive break, the Harry and Meghan documentary gets reluctantly discussed and someone’s not a fan of Will Smith anymore!