After a week off (that’s right … only one week so keep your chuddies on!) we are back - well sort of! I’m in Dubai escaping the cold, Kej wants to live in a made up online world escaping reality and Sach is off his day job with a cold … escaping Kej! It’s a longer podcast than usual today as we discuss the Metaverse, Martian reincarnation and wedding buffet strategies! Only on the Brownload!

I’m in Dubai staying in a lovely hotel but if Kej had his way, I’d be sleeping in IKEA! Find out why when you start listening! Plus we’re talking about staff bonuses, Rolexes and saying “thanks” to the Spanx! What you waiting for? Press play and hang out with the badmaash Brownload boys!

I’m in Dubai for the T20 Cricket World Cup but the boys cannot be separated! We’re here bringing you the big chat on all the most relevant, top notch bakwaas you need! Like: what is a crisp wall? Why do our feet wrinkle in water? And would you eat a real gold covered poppadom? 

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We’ve been all over the place: Sach has been in Dubai, Kej ran out of petrol last week but thankfully, now we are back in my kitchen! Only temporarily though as I’m off next week to cover the Cricket T20 in the UAE! All this travelling and jet setting is a bit of a shock to the system! But we’re coping in the way we know how … to laugh about it! Plus we’re talking shopping shelves, Squid Game and Sach has got technological break through news from the exciting world of bed sheets!

Omg! The temporary collapse of three social media worlds brought us all to a stand still this week. The boys and I coped ok and now we’re back online! Plus Kej has got passive aggressive issues and Sach is back from Dubai with his travelling tales! And as if that’s not enough … guess what? A certain crisp company are opening a restaurant where all the dishes feature their snack! You’re gonna love this one!

What a week! Whether you’ve been queuing at petrol stations, waiting for deliveries or just feel knocked down like Anthony Joshua … don’t worry we got ya! We’re here to look at the last week and make some sense of it all (or just have a moan and get it off our chest!) either way … I hope it puts a smile on that lovely face of yours! Now hit play and take your mind off the fact that your petrol needle is on red! Forget the red … it’s all about the brown (load)... Let’s go!

We talk about secrets from the bathroom and we ask, what advice would you give your younger self? The boys and I had a good old chat about what we’d tell ourselves if we could go back in time. I’m also defending Greggs from an ex-worker who’s turned into a Sausage roll traitor! Hit play - let’s go!

Can someone please explain to Kej that there is a huge difference between KFC and McDonald’s bite size chicken! I tried … but I’m not sure I succeeded! Plus we’re celebrating tennis stars, football icons and getting things off our chest with some “taklief relief” - Enjoy!

It’s Sachin’s birthday! So we recorded this one before we went and stuffed our faces! But did we have fun? What is fun? How can you have more fun? We chat about this as well as weddings, kids going back to school and the big BBC drama, Vigil.

I’ve got a dog! Well, only for a week, but still! I’m sharing my “tails” of dog life while Sach is back from Ghana and Kej is reminiscing about childhood memories! 

Plus we give our review of the new Aretha Franklin film “Respect”, the second series of See on Apple TV & Vigil on BBC One!