Tommy's Brownload

Anyone up for crowd funding to buy Selfridges? We only need £4 billion!Ok, maybe we can’t afford the store, but we have all spotted a few celebrities in there! One of us spotted Bollywood stars, the other two didnt! Guess who! Lol Plus we’re talking messy bedrooms, the Olympics and this crazy weather.

We all love to hear those famous words: “Would you like some bread while you wait”... Yes please! Only on the Brownload will you hear us discuss “free bread etiquette” as well as Freedom day, flipping fridges (again!) and the top typical UK phrases! So get yourself in the shade, chill out and hit play!

After the weekends football, we’re looking for things to cheer us up! We’ve all watched loads of new stuff that we’re sharing with you guys but aside from all that … I needed Sachin & Kej’s help to move a fridge freezer. One of them really helped and the other really didn’t! Can you guess who?

As we kick back on the sofas to record the podcast this week (because I’ve done my back in!) we’ve got the Italy v Spain game on in the background. Naturally we chat about all the hype around England and how Gareth Southgate would make the best mate to have around for pani puris and stag do’s! And are you ready for freedom day? Making plans to go out? Or like football, are you coming home, staying home and not going anywhere!? Press play and let the games begin!

Anyone else feel like things are PROPERLY getting back to normal? I was at the cricket last week, doing stand up shows on the weekend & taking pictures with people! I love it! I need people around me! Kej on the other hand, is a bit nervous about the return to "kullah dullah-ness" and Sach is so confused that he walked into a womens toilet! Its all being discussed in The Brownload! What are you waiting for? Hit play

I can’t believe we discussed the practicality of being handcuffed together with each other! I’m not sure if it turned out to be a great idea or a terrible one. And do you love cheese? Of course you do! Everyone does! So, you’re gonna wanna know what music you need to listen to that’ll make your cheese even tastier! Enjoy the fromage filled podcast!

The heat is on in London but that’s got nothing to do with the title of this podcast! It’ll all make sense when you get listening (if you’ve watched TIME). I did my best to force Sachin to like He-Man and if you’re looking for something to watch, you’re in luck - cos you’re about to get “Saved by the Kej” … I mean Bell!

What a week of sunshine! Hope you’ve all been enjoying it whilst listening to the Brownload! We’ve been out and about, mixing with difficult people and trying to take food orders for the masses! What a mare! Plus, what do you do if your card gets declined? Style it out? You’re not alone! Right, hit play and let the bants begin!

Tommy & Kej give us their verdict on the latest scary movie to hit cinemas, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do it. Plus Sach has a new business idea and he's all Dj’d out from the bank holiday weekend - We’re all a little worried we’ve lost our party stamina! And there’s dinosaurs, sticks of rocks along with a PHD level review from one of our listeners! Enjoy!

You’ve never heard of Jonuts? You are gonna learn loads from this weeks podcast! Plus we’re talking about a chess champions that isn’t Gujarati despite his name and a special type of pate that you will want to get your paws on!