Coming at you from Namaste Lounge in Uttar-lakri!! (Northwood in London!) I’ve had dramas in a restaurant… and my recent scan shows my hips don’t lie! Kej doesn’t know where to draw the line on his porridge let alone his first pint of Guinness! And Sach is feeling unsafe in the streets of a certain city! Plus… we find out what the best bread in the world is!

Imagine a cartoon about a crime fighting duo… based on Kej and Sach! I’d be the guy who sets the assignment! This podcast is the episode that gives birth to that idea!!! Also - After a few weeks apart, we’re all back together in the flesh at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford (shout out to the owner Pete!) Sach is also getting annoyed on the plane (again) and Kej is hanging around with cricket hooligans!

Well done Kej for turning up to the podcast! Super Sach has been awake for 24 hours and has travel stories from India and Dubai! Breaking news… I’m a local community hero! We’re talking about Presidents meeting and what to wear! Plus Conan O Brien is speaking Hindi… not very well! Plus there’s the things we’ve learnt!

Welcome back Kej! He’s been missing and Sach ain’t happy! What’s his excuse?  I’ve been in Finland, Sach is in Dubai so we’re all over the place at the moment! But - we’ve still got time to talk Trump, travel and crabs! Sorry this one came out a day late! #blamekej

Get ready… I’m having a rant! Not just about Kej - but for everyone out there who’s got a flaky mate! Someone who says “yeah yeah yeah … I’ll be there” and then ghosts you! Kej isn’t on the podcast today… and I don’t know why! But as he’s in India, Sach and I are still having our weekly fix! I’m in Finland and my Dj mate (my favourite person on the podcast!!) is about to fly off to Dubai! We’re talking Modi, Finnish Police and things we’ve learnt!

Just the two of us! Sach and I had to chat about Ed Sheeran in India - Can’t believe a random police officer shut his street gig down! Plus I’ve had to deal with the confusion of a HR department and Sach is having a moan… about Kej!

Udit Narayans been giving his fans more than just a song! If you’ve seen the news this week, we’ve been discussing his actions! Sach talks aboout traffic light entrepreneurs and while Trump is putting up tariffs… I realised that the word “tariff” is a bit Desi! Kej is hanging out with the UK’s finest in Wetherspoons and there’s a list of the top 5 rudest cities in the UK! The no.1 rudest spot might surprise you!

We’re coming at you from Bombay Central in Harrow… Having just powered up on a load of lovely food we are “all systems go” in this podcast! We were all hanging out over the weekend as well at the Queen’s Rewind Tour concert at Wembley… You can only imagine Kej singing along to the anthems and Sach shaking his head in disappointment! Coldplay have performed the concert of a lifetime… and the planets have supposedly aligned!

We are altogether to Make Asian’s Great Again! Yes, we were all watching (and listening!) to the Trump inauguration along with Elon’s strange salute! Plus we’re talking about cold plunges & Coldplay in India! Special shout out to Peter at Kanchans restaurant in Gants Hill, Ilford for hosting us this week!

Live from Bahara Indian restaurant in Brick lane! Great to be together… Sach got so excited that his pani shot everywhere! And no that’s not a euphemism! We’re talking Lohri, massive Melas and annoying football fans! Plus PlayStations are about to get real smelly! And by the way… does anyone know if Australia is a continent as well as country? We’re not sure!