Tommy's Brownload

Get ready… I’m having a rant! Not just about Kej - but for everyone out there who’s got a flaky mate! Someone who says “yeah yeah yeah … I’ll be there” and then ghosts you! Kej isn’t on the podcast today… and I don’t know why! But as he’s in India, Sach and I are still having our weekly fix! I’m in Finland and my Dj mate (my favourite person on the podcast!!) is about to fly off to Dubai! We’re talking Modi, Finnish Police and things we’ve learnt!

Just the two of us! Sach and I had to chat about Ed Sheeran in India - Can’t believe a random police officer shut his street gig down! Plus I’ve had to deal with the confusion of a HR department and Sach is having a moan… about Kej!

Udit Narayans been giving his fans more than just a song! If you’ve seen the news this week, we’ve been discussing his actions! Sach talks aboout traffic light entrepreneurs and while Trump is putting up tariffs… I realised that the word “tariff” is a bit Desi! Kej is hanging out with the UK’s finest in Wetherspoons and there’s a list of the top 5 rudest cities in the UK! The no.1 rudest spot might surprise you!

We’re coming at you from Bombay Central in Harrow… Having just powered up on a load of lovely food we are “all systems go” in this podcast! We were all hanging out over the weekend as well at the Queen’s Rewind Tour concert at Wembley… You can only imagine Kej singing along to the anthems and Sach shaking his head in disappointment! Coldplay have performed the concert of a lifetime… and the planets have supposedly aligned!

We are altogether to Make Asian’s Great Again! Yes, we were all watching (and listening!) to the Trump inauguration along with Elon’s strange salute! Plus we’re talking about cold plunges & Coldplay in India! Special shout out to Peter at Kanchans restaurant in Gants Hill, Ilford for hosting us this week!

Live from Bahara Indian restaurant in Brick lane! Great to be together… Sach got so excited that his pani shot everywhere! And no that’s not a euphemism! We’re talking Lohri, massive Melas and annoying football fans! Plus PlayStations are about to get real smelly! And by the way… does anyone know if Australia is a continent as well as country? We’re not sure!

Welcome to 2025 Brownloaders - We are back and very excited about the year ahead! As with every Christmas break, there’s loads to catch up on from family and food to films and fake fireworks! Plus my Masi even appears in the podcast…well... sort of! Kej and Sach spent NYE together with big bad Kej even stepping up as nightclub security! So many random topics were covered in this episode… Hit play and get a dose of fun in the New year from your old Brownload boys! Let’s go!

Happy New Year you absolutely lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of “things we learnt” from 2024! There’s been a lot of hype all year round… We’ve all wanted to make this highlights episode! How many of mine made the grade? How harsh is the editor (Sach) feeling? Will Kej feature? Do you remember the facts from the episode when it first played out? Either way… We wanna say thanks for making this a great year for the Brownload! Here’s to good times and lots more laughter for 2025!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Hope you’re all enjoying the festivities and not stressing out! This is our last podcast of 2024 so we are grateful that his royal Kejness graced us with his presence after last weeks Christmas party, plus we’re talking social plans at this time of year and the types of desi products that could make the official Monarchy supplier list! Merry Christmas you filthy Brownloaders!

Me and Sach have been good all year, so Santa granted us our wish - A podcast without Kej! Actually - it’s weird how we missed the annoying little veggie patty! But don’t worry, we roped in a replacement by the name of Chirag Rao (an awesome singer I'm working with on a Bollywood music show!) We chat about all things Xmas, our love for food and Sach is taking the easy option for his festive feast! Plus I’ve had some dramas at the gym and we’re discussing our butter of choice! It’s a key issue in every desi household!