In this totally random: life update, border control series, Jose’s going “sober” because the muffin man, melatonin nightmares, making friends delete ugly photos of you, talkative massage therapists, loud motorcycles, children’s throwback tv, king twins, made up history, bringing mammoths back, Antarctica is a desert, Jose in his gaming era, the price of sunglasses, the ancestors of dragonflies, Rosa parks could have watched mean girls, babies don’t have kneecaps.