A couple of questions for you... Are you aging naturally or are you getting botox and facials like the rest of us? Are you sending your kids to summer camp? Are white claws and high noons out? And who the hell is whistling? Find out on this weeks episode of TDM!

How to cope with the fact that the people who taught you everything... know nothing.

Im jk!! Parents are the absolute best. Jimmy and Carly discuss things that parents do that make our blood pressure ride. It's not their fault they can't retain new information. We love them anyways. Carly is also basically Jimmy's Mom with how much she can relate.

They take a quick dip into Bravo's Summer House. It's a toe suckin good time! Just don't call them a bravo podcast.

Carly and Jimmy intro us to their newest segment Same Same But Different!

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When it comes to women... nothing is an accident. It was planned weeks ago and men are just oblivious. In this episode, Carly and Jimmy get into the differences between men and women in interesting situations.

Jimmy tells Carly about the facebook group "Are we dating the same guy". It's crazy that she has never heard of this. Jimmy also teaches Carly about the sexy eye triangle. He is getting good use out of that Masterclass subscription.

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The customer is always right... unless they throw something at Jimmy. This week we dive deep into customer service and why you should just give the customer what they want. At the end of the day.. it's not your money so who cares??

Carly recently discovered that Gen Z is not using birth control. How crazy is that! And Jimmy has been dodging Carly's farts all weekend.

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Did you know they can turn the plane around half way through your flight and just take you back home?!?! Neither did we!

Carly and Jimmy discuss the annoyances of air travel. Jimmy's biggest gripe is with people in TSA security lines and Carly's is landing at the proper airport.

The duo answers a fan question and gives what im sure was terrible advice. Carly's favorite thing is a new game she learned and Jimmy's is Flaming Candle Co!

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In this ep we dive deep into sad songs and pet peeves! Is it crazy to want to be heartbroken?? Some may think so... others call it character development.

Jimmy and Carly discuss what their watching currently. BTW... The Pitt isn't a competition reality show where they fight to the death naked... bummer. And Temptation Island on Netflix is crazier than ever.

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This episode is about everybody's two favorite things... Tiktok and Money! Is your algorithm making you cry every moring... or is it just me? Jimmy dives deep into some Tiktoks that have been making him cry every morning. whether it's Jack and Jack's park bench story or a good old fashioned grandparents sleepover. The algorithm is tugging at his heartstrings.

Carly dives deep into her adult money. She's so rich that she had to call up her SA and splurge on a Goyard bag! But how rich is she??? Because she ended up stealing her SA's cellphone so clearly she is still trying to make ends meet. Who knows!

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Carly and Jimmy dive deep into the adulting spectrum. One is causing trouble in their HOA meetings, and the other is cyberbullying fellow residents in the apartment Facebook group. So whether you're a homeowner in a homeowners association or a renter in the city, you're never too old to cause some drama. After all, there's no right way to be an adult—it's all about perspective! They also head over to Europe to give us all new favorite things!Follow on Tiktok and IG @TwoDrnkMinimum

We had to come out of retirement for you! Two Drink Minimum is back, and we’re here to stay.

In this episode, we give some major updates on what we’ve been up to over the last five years. Jimmy gives the horrific details of officiating Carly's wedding,Carly pays homage to fat Jimmy, and Carly. tries not to ruin all the fancy podcast equipment with her excessive spit. Jimmy shares details of his Humdrum Mushroom journey, and Carly has a full-circle moment with Life360.

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We are back with an all new season on TDM. This week we discuss the trials and tribulations of growing up Gen Z and Millennial. We also give our opinions on a girl who unintentionally married her step brother. Just listen, this story is nuts!

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