Movies from 1999. Lots of good ones. Follow-up: We have one person claiming the hand in water trick works. Watch the TV show Spaced. MD 20/20 burger. Buckfast. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Documental. Kelley’s Hint List. Mary joins from Costa Rica! Use cold water on pie crust. Mary is against other options. Clutch repair hint. (Note from Kelley regarding the pet rat we found in my dad’s car: It belonged to the neighbor of the guy he bought it from, and we were able to catch it in a live trap and return it.) Kelley struggles with a ready-to-eat breakfast hint. Eat cereal hint. Make a floor polisher with an old broom. Storing winter clothes in jars. Dealing with shoulder pads while ironing. Label your preserves. Bill starts podcast beef with Chris Kattan. Ironing on your table. Dusting books. Umpire Pants Out.

Bill’s back! Catching up on movies from 1997. Movies from 1998. Earthquake talk. New Nextdoor segment? Making French toast with angel food cake. We should do restaurant reviews. WE ARE SKIPPING EP 100 until Mary is back in Seattle. Kenny Roberts Break. Mary calls in from Costa Rica. Ant and Bat update. Mary’s Shit List of the Week: Christmas in July. Crappy cars. Frozen bananas make Kelley feel sick. Kelley’s Hint List! Removing nail polish stains. Cooking cracked eggs. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Making cupcakes in ice cream cones. Making foot baths. Cutting cake and bread without crumbling. Make your own eyeglass cleaner. Using milk to brown pastry. A confusing hint about air filters. Umpire Pants Out!

Mary is leaving to Costa Rica, but she gets to see the Pride parade. We don’t have the content for an all balls episode. Art cars. Pedicures. Biscuits. Mary’s restaurant review/Shit List of the Week: Stop putting spicy stuff in food that’s not normally spicy without warning people! Baked gnocchi update. Eggs Benedict rules, and Mary naming recipes. Messing up poutine in the states. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Dogs that have best friends that are other dogs. Mary hates Russel’s new headphones. Kelley’s Hint List! Testing well water and boiling it either way. What to do with small furniture against a big wall. Cleaning your wallpaper with bread. Regulating your iron that doesn’t have a heat control gadget. Washing eggs. Removing buttons from clothes. Remove the broiler from the oven. Poaching eggs using a French secret. Use a basket to carry cleaning supplies. Storing your humidifier for the season. Fur care. Put your clothes in the oven while your iron warms up.

Mary claims to like Italian food. Movies from 1996. Somehow Mary is explaining the plot of something again. Ross and Marshall’s shopping. Mary’s Shit List of the Week – mean dogs in stores. Mary is fired up about kids and cell phones. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Mini Watermelon’s, Ice Cream Trucks. Food trucks. It’s Mary’s bedtime. Dad’s tooth. Hints: Making jam and jelly. Kelley and Bill are being removed by CPS. Keeping cauliflower white. Substituting flour for corn starch. Getting juice out of lemons. More juicing hints. Streganona Situation (alternant title). Moths and furs. Practice sewing on crepe paper. Don’t yank the paper out of a typewriter. Another texting tirade. Filling out forms on typewriters. Umpire Pants Out!

Have you seen our posters? Bill’s mayo promise. Movies from 1995. Scary movies make Bill cry. Stephen King. Should Mary cosplay as Kevin Smith? Costumed scammers in big cities. Watch Muppet lip synching videos. Climate change is real. Heaven’s Gate Cult confusion. Bill is a tiny man. Mary gets Matthew McConaughey and Owen Wilson confused. Mary tries to say there is no music in the Wizard of Oz. Marys Shit List of the Week: Driving in the left lane (she’s on the wrong side of history here folks). Bill’s Ice cream Truck of the Week. Women want real pockets in their clothes. Lily Tomlin. Kelley’s Hint List. Don’t shake rugs. Use cooling racks. Winter pie bake off. Make your own furniture polish. Cork in your glue bottle. Whipped cream with gelatin. Dying fabrics. Umpire Pants Out.

Movies from 1994. Doing mushrooms and watching Pulp Fiction. Cold Comfort Farm confusion. Jeopardy spoilers. Shared experiences. Comic books. Not everyone online is our age. Kelley’s old and looking at weeknight pasta recipes. Baking gnocchi. Skippers meet-up. Modern Family. Piss Bomb parody song. Mary can’t sing. We invented the Charlton dance. Break. Hints! Repeat hanging clothes hint (Mary’s not allowed to mark her own anymore.) What to do with your wet furs. Washing iron ware. Level flour when you measure it. What to do with dry coconut. Reminder to taste-test peas. Operate cars at the right temperature. Cook rice in lemon to keep rice from sticking. Mary hates rice cookers, and she gets so wound up about it, you might need to turn down the volume. Cleaning canvas curtains. Mary isn’t tired. Slice bread at home. Mitch Haniger testicle injury. Mary is tired after all. Umpire Pants Out!

Cola. Mary’s Shit List of the Week: Corporations and Pride. Mary’s tips for the Pride Parade. Piss Bomb parody song. How Mary kills flies. Weird Amazon finds. Weird Al Break. Missing facts from Mary’s story. Hints! Juice your orange juice the night before. Use less cooking water with vegetables. Removing iodine. We’re bad with distances. Re-using old men’s suits. Washing lampshades. Don’t crack jelly jars with this tip. Mary takes down nutritional yeast. Removing Vaseline. Kelley’s confused by lighter fluids. Umpire Pants Out.

Major Black Stallion Spoilers! Felix’s movie review. Bill was right about Game of Thrones. Bowling on TV. Bill has a temporary fu-manchu. Movies from 1992. Pike Place Market. Chris Rock isn’t in good movies. NBA Finals. Mary thinks she’s lovey dovey. Canada hasn’t won a championship since 1993. Why do people hate Drake so much? Mary’s weird eating habits. Mary doesn’t know Kelley’s initials. What goes around comes around when you make fun of your parents. Hints! Using leftover egg yolks. Unclogging toilets. Saddle soap and shoes. Cookies on-demand. Should we go to the Gathering of the Juggalos? Veggie burgers and Del Taco. Worn out blanket bindings. Mary pulls another double-wangy. Use a good battery in your car to make everything better. Someone broke Bill’s Bissell. Curtain tips. Umpire Pants out.

Movies from 1991. Vera’s email. (Stranger Than Fiction is the Will Ferrel movie Kelley couldn’t remember.) Fried Green Tomatoes. Fried Okra. Nate Bargatze. We’re betting on Jeopardy, because Mary has an insane theory. Jon Ritter’s hair. Mary’s Shit List of the Week: Self Care. Gross Reddit comment of the week. Piss Bombs (not the episode title, you’re welcome). Presidential candidates. Hints! Hem your cleaning clothes. Scatter rugs and fringe. Rinse your cooking utensils. Tips for buying clothing pieces. Use evaporated milk in place of whipped cream. We need to address our follow-up topics. Talking after hints. Umpire Pants Out!

Movies from 1990. Total Recall graffiti. Kelley’s hair issues. Mary’s beard issues. Dated fashion trends. Umpire Pants tattoos - Double Wangy. Restaurant service and Mother’s Day. Happy ending to Bill’s furnace story. Scam Alert: Don’t use North America HVAC! Compost worm box. Beetle boxes. Whale Museum. Updates on ammonia candy, Buster Keaton on the Twilight Zone, and Black Angus locations. Seagally. Hints! Revive wilted asparagus. Tinting coconut. Painting your radiator. Peel onions under running water. We’re joining an onion cult. Remove machine oil stains. Make new throw pillows. Fix your own shoes, like a King!