As if we didn't already know that the bar is in hell when it comes to dating, Gerry simply smiling and listening to a woman has us all pining for a 72 year old man from Indiana. Jared and Kay go through the second episode of Golden Bachelor, and it makes the OG franchise look cringe. One second you're watching these women try to figure out bunkbeds (hello! They have had double knee replacements!), the next you're crying over their dead spouse. And we need our listeners to help us figure out where Marina went! It's perfect television. Follow @thebetchelor on IG!

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