Jimbo welcomes Daniel Storey, Adrian Clarke and Matt Davies-Adams onto the pod after an eventful Premier League weekend.

Luton’s Tom Lockyer collapses during their game with Bournemouth due to a cardiac arrest but thankfully is stable in hospital.

Liverpool don’t score 7 against Man United this time, failing to find the back of the net at all against Erik ten Hag’s resolute side. A match that highlights how Liverpool are struggling in open play.

Sunday’s football also sees Arsenal batter Brighton to go top, with Declan Rice a joke, West Ham thrash Wolves, with Mohammed Kudus a steal, and Aston Villa come out on top in their brawl at Brentford.

Man City throw away a two-goal lead to Crystal Palace as their post-treble fatigue continues.

Plus chants, why are 0-0s so rare this season and the weirdest red card ever.

Produced by Charlie Jones.

RUNNING ORDER: 

• PART 1: Thoughts with Tom Lockyer (01.30)

• PART 2: Liverpool 0-0 Man United (09.30)

• PART 3a: Brentford 1-2 Aston Villa (18.00)

• PART 3b: West Ham 3-0 Wolves (23.00)

• PART 3c: Arsenal 2-0 Brighton (27.00)

• PART 4: Man City 2-2 Crystal Palace (32.00)

• PART 5a: WSL latest and the League Cup in Scotland and England (41.00)

• PART 5b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (43.00)

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