When We Waffle

Welcome, dear mortals, to the eerie and chilling Erskin Court.

As the spring air whispers through the corridors of Erskin Court, Linda's new theme tune sends shivers down our spines. She regales us with a tale of the 4D Titanic film she watched recently, where the chairs moved and squirted in a most peculiar manner. Were spirits at play?

But trouble brews in these flats, as Barry dons the cloak of deception and pretends to be Richard from the management company. Alas, his prank call quickly spirals into a nightmare of ghostly proportions.

Jamie Penn shares a tale of a figure suspended in midair outside a school, a sight that would make even the bravest soul tremble. And in his ZZ Top guise, he imparts the details with a spine-tingling fervor.

Meanwhile, Jon Capewell divulges secrets he's kept hidden away, secrets that will make your hair stand on end and properly shitting yourself.

From the pages of Fate and Fortune, we uncover magical ways to improve your love life through the power of food. Beware, for the wrong meal could lead to a most unpleasant aftermath.

Linda's ghostly letter reveals the chilling encounters of Somerled Mackay's mother with the other side. We call upon Somerled himself to verify the truth behind these spectral visitations and clarify if it was a load of old bollocks.

And in Chat Take a Break, Paula O'Brien's pendulum swings wildly, providing answers to those seeking guidance. This week, the pendulum reveals whether one should leave their job, a decision that could have consequences in the current climate.

So beware, dear mortals, for in Erskin Court, the ghosts are always lurking, waiting to make their presence known.

...fading now

Credits: 

Kathrine Boyle

Jamie Penn

Somerled Mackay

Matt Early

Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox

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Namaste

Welcome, dear listeners, to my latest podcast. This is a 10-minute preview of the first episode of Season 6. The full recording is over 50 minutes long, and it is available exclusively on Patreon.com/clintonbaptiste for just £5 per month. By joining, you'll have access to all of the podcasts, video content, bonus material, downloads, archive footage, and recordings previously created for my patrons.

In this episode, we have Linda joining us to talk about her recent trip to France with her friend Julie, which turned out to be a bit unpleasant due to a certain smell. We also discuss romance and what it means to both of us, and Linda shares some amusing anecdotes about N-Sync and old hats.

Later on, we have a special guest, the supernatural believer and TV celebrity Vic Reeves, who shares his own paranormal experiences. He tells us about encountering a ghostly figure who fell into a wool blending machine and returned as a patchwork ghost quilt of a man, which is quite spooky indeed.

Additionally, we have an article from Take a Break's "Fate and Fortune" magazine about a sensitive woman who had a sixth sense when meeting people for the first time.

At Erskin Court, we have six flats, and in this episode, we get to hear a conversation between Peter Rawlings and Barry. Peter investigates the wet wipes problem in the drains and blames Barry's wife Margaret, but Barry suggests speaking to Mrs. Harding instead.

Finally, we have Sam Woodford asking Sandrea Mosses to speak to his deceased friend Graham, and a listener to the podcast, Matt Pidduck, shares a haunting story about a flat he lived in.

So, if you want to hear the full episode and much more, join Patreon today for just £5 a month.

Let's make Fridays feel special again!

Clint.x

Credits:

Kathrine Boyle

Legend Vic Reeves

Matt Earley as Peter Rawlings  

Barry from Watford

Matt Pidduck

Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox

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By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast in full - and a whole lot MORE including access to my archive material inc. videos and digital downloads.... and lots of other goodies.

Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected] 

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As we prepare for season 6 we go back into the archive to see what we can find. Enjoy.

Starring Clinton Baptiste

Published by Laurie Peters

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Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected]

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🎙️ This podcast is produced, hosted, and distributed by Peters-Fox Ltd. All production, publishing, infrastructure, and revenue systems are owned and operated by Peters-Fox Ltd.

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As we prepare for season 6 we go back into the archive to see what we can find. Enjoy.

Starring Clinton Baptiste

Published by Laurie Peters

----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----

Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected]

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🎙️ This podcast is produced, hosted, and distributed by Peters-Fox Ltd. All production, publishing, infrastructure, and revenue systems are owned and operated by Peters-Fox Ltd.

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As we prepare for season 6 we go back into the archive to see what we can find. Enjoy.

Starring Clinton Baptiste

Published by Laurie Peters

----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----

Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected]

Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop

🎙️ This podcast is produced, hosted, and distributed by Peters-Fox Ltd. All production, publishing, infrastructure, and revenue systems are owned and operated by Peters-Fox Ltd.

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As we prepare for season 6 we go back into the archive to see what we can find. Enjoy.

Starring Clinton Baptiste

Published by Laurie Peters

----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions -----

Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected]

Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop

🎙️ This podcast is produced, hosted, and distributed by Peters-Fox Ltd. All production, publishing, infrastructure, and revenue systems are owned and operated by Peters-Fox Ltd.

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Namaste and thankyou friends for joining us again.

This week it’s a celebratory episode! 52 bloody episodes. One whole year of paranormal guidance and spiritual enlightenment. We hope you’ve enjoyed Season 5 of Clinton Baptiste’s All-New Paranormal Podcast.

This week ‘Linda’s look’ overhaul continues and she’s thinking now that her hair needs chopping into what she describes as a ‘Wolf cut’ which sounds pretty cool and smells of mange. As you know, I am blessed with beautiful blonde flowing hair and don’t need Linda to restyle my hair thankyou very much… so let’s get on with the bloody spooky stories.

Linda and I talk Paganism curing shopping addictions, Tik-Tok and wrongun’s. And talking of wrongun’s I speak to my sister Karen and her young boy David. David only needed my help with some Algebra maths homework on Sunday bloody evening whilst I was trying to watch Love Island didn’t he.

Reading from ‘Fate and fortune’ magazine this week, Gordon Smith the psychic barber helps you understand the spirit world and if second hand charity clothes hold onto negative vibes from their previous owners. We also read about Chris Meredith’s healing advice on how we should put ourselves first before others and TV psychic Dean James Fox gives advice on soulmates and sex.

My neighbour Barry needs to go to hospital for a mini operation this week so I pop over to his house at his request to help him fill out a health questionnaire.

And lots more…we have to go away for a while now, but we shall be back soon.

Hope you enjoyed season 5. We had a few laughs didn’t we? - see you soon.

Clinton Nectarine Solomon Baptiste… and lovely Linda. x

Season 6 coming soon.

Visit Patreon for Access to Season 6 soon…

http://www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste

….Namaste………….

Credits:

Kathrine Boyle

Sarah Thom

Albie Thomas-Greaves

Barry from Watford

Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox

 ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ----- 

By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast FOUR WEEKS before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my archive material inc. videos and digital downloads.... and lots of other goodies.

Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected] 

Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop

🎙️ This podcast is produced, hosted, and distributed by Peters-Fox Ltd. All production, publishing, infrastructure, and revenue systems are owned and operated by Peters-Fox Ltd.

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Hello ladies and gentlemen!!! – this week I’m joined again by my favourite lady, Linda - So Big-up yourself!   

Talking of Bigging up yourself, Linda’s been having her own fashion revamp and has given herself a make over with a new Bet Lynch look... and she's wondering if she’s still cool and hip.  

Now I believe all this stuff so this week from Take a Break we read ‘Fate and Fortune’ (my bloody favourite magazine) from ‘voices from beyond’ Cinders Boswell (funny name but never mind) writes to her wife Rosemary in heaven. We also read a story from Gloucestershire about a chip eating sex demon. I believe in all this, so I think it's very irresponsible that Linda starts encouraging sex demons to give her a 'spooky goosing'.  

This week we hear a new section in the podcast called ‘Residential wranglings’. There’s been some problems affecting everyone’s drains in my neighbourhood and Mr Rawlings (neighbour who suffers with psoriasis on his head) rings me about the blockage. Nothing to do with me, so I quickly ring Barry (my other neighbour) to warn him before Mr Rawlings hangs the blame on him. Mr Rawlings rings Barry and things get out of hand quickly.  

We also read a letter from the archive (emails I haven't bothered reading). Jamie Penn writes in about working on a night shift at a residential care home where ghosts request cups of tea and throw punches. We ring Jamie at his NHS offices to get more super bloody natural stories.  

All that and lots, lots more. Hope you enjoy, and don’t forget to Keep warm...and a Choccywoccydoodah to each and every one of you...fading now...  

Credits:  

Kathrine Boyle  

Matt Earley as Peter Rawlings  

Jamie Penn   

Barry from Watford 

Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox 

----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ----- 

By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month! 

Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected] 

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🎙️ This podcast is produced, hosted, and distributed by Peters-Fox Ltd. All production, publishing, infrastructure, and revenue systems are owned and operated by Peters-Fox Ltd.

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The Golden Episode – number 50 Stick on some spooky music cos we are BACK! 

Linda has lots of news about her Zoom job interviews – and she goes to great lengths as she doesn’t want anyone to see her knick-knacks in the background… 

Kelli! Taylor calls in - remember her? she's my 'wellbeing manager' and her word for 2023 is 'natural' – and you’ll have to listen to hear what that really means to her.  

We’ve a fantastic Ghost story from Chat ‘It’s Fate’ magazine – and the love story of Kerry and Carl – who just can’t stop stroking himself…. 

Ruth returns - and has a surprising revelation about some babies and her fiancée Neil Hardbacked Book… 

Barry’s back with some tantalising ASMR words to make you feel all nice and tingly…I love a bit of Barry...

And we try and help Samantha 40 from Plymouth find a Soulmate – and call up Taruwak to give me a spiritual hand….

Credits:

Kathrine Boyle

Gina Jenkinson as Kelli Taylor

Sally-Ann Hayward 

Barry from Watford

Podcast Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox

----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ----- 

By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month! 

Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected] 

Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop

🎙️ This podcast is produced, hosted, and distributed by Peters-Fox Ltd. All production, publishing, infrastructure, and revenue systems are owned and operated by Peters-Fox Ltd.

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Hello Everybodyyyyy…before we start this new episode, we talk to Mrs Cathy Lewis who is the owner of the B and B I shit my pants at in Holt. She unfortunately had a problem with my perfectly nice 5-star review which apparently has caused several customer cancellations.

This week’s busking recording has been sent in by Anthony Kirkland in Harrogate. Beautiful. Enjoy. (I'm presuming Andy's pre paid this busker so can I play this?)

Support local.

Linda’s is back again! She's had the lurgy for three weeks and seems to be blaming it on a pork ring.

We start with a little onion sack story of mine when I discovered a slight problem with one of my spiritual plums.

Linda and I do a zoom call with Dan Baines who tells us a couple of spooky stories about a ghost prozzie that tries to keep getting off with him whilst his wife is at work. I ask Ramone, Linda, and my sister Karen about summing up one word for 2023. Ramone calls in from Scotland and talks about how Christmas went with his mum. Things get out of hand quickly.

Anyway, that aside, we read a bit from Psychic barber Gordon Smith’s column from ‘Fate and Fortune’ magazine. Gordon is what I call a poo-poo’er in the industry.

We also speak to comedian/bomb disposal expert Steve Rimmer ‘chicken dinner’ who disposes of bombs and does a stand-up that’s all about bomb disposal and bombs an’ that.

Lots and lots to listen to, for your enjoyment…Clint.x

Happy new year. 2023

Credits:

Lewis Macleod as Ramone

Kathrine Boyle

Rosie Cavaliero as Mrs Cathy Lewis

Sarah Thom as Karen

Dan Baines and Steve Rimmer

Podcast Producer Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox

----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ----- 

By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month! 

Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected] 

Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop

🎙️ This podcast is produced, hosted, and distributed by Peters-Fox Ltd. All production, publishing, infrastructure, and revenue systems are owned and operated by Peters-Fox Ltd.

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