Are turtles racist? Langston and David break out of their shells and talk to Carl Tart (NBC's Grand Crew) and talk about this TikTok viral video. Were turtles complicit in an act of racism? Are pigs smart? Are we just banning straws so turtles can stop snorting cocaine? All these questions will be answered in this wild episode.

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