You Wouldn't

You Wouldn't

By Will Gibb, Pat CliftonComedySociety & CultureRelationships
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You Wouldn't episodes

  • Turkey Slap

    Will and Pat discuss their fiancé getting turkey slapped on their bucks/hens night and Pat doesn’t know what a stormtrooper is. 


    PS5 Winner Announcement

    Cosplay

    Storm Trooper

    Old Lady in the Airport

    Ogescars

    Bucks\Hens Nights

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    42 min
  • Sex Dreams w/ Jaxon Fairbairn

    Jaxon and Pat sit down to talk about meeting Jellyroll, sex dreams and Jaxon challenges the king of general knowledge. 


    Halloween

    Rogue Snapchatting

    Jellyroll

    Sharehousing

    Sex Dreams

    General Knowledge

    Melbourne Cup

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    1 hr
  • Wait, have we spoke about this?

    Pat and Will review the submissions to win Will’s PS5, entries closing tonight at midnight. Pat’s new medication means he can’t feel his penis.  


    PS5 Submissions

    Pat’s New Medication

    Will’s Awkward Run-in

    Hollywood Secrets

    One-liners Game

    Reece Walsh

    Weddings

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Are you gonna f**ken finish that??

    Clitty is moving out of home and has nothing to move. Will has another bad encounter with hospitality. Pat’s scared of flying.


    Moving Out!!

    Rainbow Bridge

    Are you gonna finish that??

    World Vision

    What’s worse? (Pat Edition)

    Scared of Flying

    Rambler Update

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    56 min
  • Sniffing Babies

    Pat gives his “What’s worse?” Game for Will, and Will talks about sniffing babies. Eddy joins in on the fun.


    Pat’s Diet

    The Tour Hype Up

    Olivia Dean’s First Album

    Sam Smith

    Eddy’s Baby

    Pat vs Tom in Weight Loss

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    44 min
  • Drive Thru

    Col calls in to layout the terms and conditions of the swimming race bet. Pat gives us his hack to order more at a drive-thru. 


    Pat’s Lookalike

    New Tattoo

    6… 7…..

    Kyle’s Ginger Beer

    Spanian

    Coughing Courtesy

    Recognised in Public

    Col Calling (The Swimming Race Bet)

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    55 min
  • Poo-tein Oats

    Will’s giving away his PS5 to a bean spiller or Kyle. Pat shat himself in Terrigal and got pranked with some poo in his protein oats.


    In On Sunday

    PS5 Giveaway

    Terrigal Holiday

    Ed Gein

    Continuity Officer

    Perth Business Class

    Top 5 Most Famous People

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    50 min
  • Rehearsals

    Will tells us about his nightmare on set, and tests Pat’s knowledge on the weirdest nrl scandals. Pat recaps one of the greatest grand final performances ever. 


    Will’s Rehearsal Nightmare

    Will vs Col Pearse

    NRL Scandal Quiz

    Bailey Smith Controversy

    NRL Grand Final

    Will Doesn’t Know How To Use Links

    Will’s Shopping

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    48 min
  • School Hustlers

    The boys reminisce about the school hustlers, and tumble turns. Its riddle timeeeee, Will brings one of the great riddles to Pat and Kyle.


    Sentimental vs Expensive Gifts

    Pat’s on Ritalin

    The School Hustlers

    Swimming Lessons

    Riddles

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    45 min
  • Grand Theft Snack

    Will announces his five-week no snack challenge, and the boys react to Andrew Tate’s parenting. Pat recaps the weekend of sport, and the huge NRL prelim. 


    We Witnessed a GTA

    No More Snacking?

    Pat’s Sport Segment

    Andrew Tate Parenting

    School Holidays

    Singing Challenge

    Will’s Top Underrated Movies

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    56 min

About You Wouldn't

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Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.

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